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  • noybeu@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
    noybeu@mastodon.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
    noybeu@mastodon.social
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    #1

    RE: https://mastodon.social/@noybeu/114262003439129906

    Ready for another joke? 🥁

    The Irish Data Protection Commission, which is responsible for most major technology companies ( #Meta, #Google, #Apple, #OpenAI, #Microsoft,...) actually imposes fines in just 0.26% of the cases it handles. And even when a fine is imposed, the money is almost never collected. 🤡

    #HappyAprilFools

    F idjansazov@c.imI joepbc@mastodon.socialJ gvs@rebelbase.siteG prolrage@todon.nlP 6 Replies Last reply
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    • noybeu@mastodon.socialN noybeu@mastodon.social

      RE: https://mastodon.social/@noybeu/114262003439129906

      Ready for another joke? 🥁

      The Irish Data Protection Commission, which is responsible for most major technology companies ( #Meta, #Google, #Apple, #OpenAI, #Microsoft,...) actually imposes fines in just 0.26% of the cases it handles. And even when a fine is imposed, the money is almost never collected. 🤡

      #HappyAprilFools

      F This user is from outside of this forum
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      franko@troet.cafe
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      #2

      @noybeu do you guys have an idea to stop this fraud?

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      • noybeu@mastodon.socialN noybeu@mastodon.social

        RE: https://mastodon.social/@noybeu/114262003439129906

        Ready for another joke? 🥁

        The Irish Data Protection Commission, which is responsible for most major technology companies ( #Meta, #Google, #Apple, #OpenAI, #Microsoft,...) actually imposes fines in just 0.26% of the cases it handles. And even when a fine is imposed, the money is almost never collected. 🤡

        #HappyAprilFools

        idjansazov@c.imI This user is from outside of this forum
        idjansazov@c.imI This user is from outside of this forum
        idjansazov@c.im
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        #3

        @noybeu

        Nobody can't do anything about it. They offer you a ToS that technically says we own your DNA please accept, and there is no other way to use their services.

        The solution is OSS. Host your stuff and cut all the Big Tech out.

        With one second hand server you can host your mail, cloud, website, xmmp server, mastodon instance and crypto nodes.

        diogoconstantino@masto.ptD 1 Reply Last reply
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        • noybeu@mastodon.socialN noybeu@mastodon.social

          RE: https://mastodon.social/@noybeu/114262003439129906

          Ready for another joke? 🥁

          The Irish Data Protection Commission, which is responsible for most major technology companies ( #Meta, #Google, #Apple, #OpenAI, #Microsoft,...) actually imposes fines in just 0.26% of the cases it handles. And even when a fine is imposed, the money is almost never collected. 🤡

          #HappyAprilFools

          joepbc@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
          joepbc@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
          joepbc@mastodon.social
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          #4

          @noybeu some animals are more equal...

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          • idjansazov@c.imI idjansazov@c.im

            @noybeu

            Nobody can't do anything about it. They offer you a ToS that technically says we own your DNA please accept, and there is no other way to use their services.

            The solution is OSS. Host your stuff and cut all the Big Tech out.

            With one second hand server you can host your mail, cloud, website, xmmp server, mastodon instance and crypto nodes.

            diogoconstantino@masto.ptD This user is from outside of this forum
            diogoconstantino@masto.ptD This user is from outside of this forum
            diogoconstantino@masto.pt
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            #5

            @idjansazov @noybeu that's not how the Law works. Law sets boundaries that agreements/contracts can't pass.

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            • noybeu@mastodon.socialN noybeu@mastodon.social

              RE: https://mastodon.social/@noybeu/114262003439129906

              Ready for another joke? 🥁

              The Irish Data Protection Commission, which is responsible for most major technology companies ( #Meta, #Google, #Apple, #OpenAI, #Microsoft,...) actually imposes fines in just 0.26% of the cases it handles. And even when a fine is imposed, the money is almost never collected. 🤡

              #HappyAprilFools

              gvs@rebelbase.siteG This user is from outside of this forum
              gvs@rebelbase.siteG This user is from outside of this forum
              gvs@rebelbase.site
              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #6
              @noybeu As I suspected from the start and companies know it very well. I get mails from BE companies every day to advertise their junk and increasingly SMS spam from everyone that got a hold of my number.
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              • diogoconstantino@masto.ptD diogoconstantino@masto.pt

                @idjansazov @noybeu that's not how the Law works. Law sets boundaries that agreements/contracts can't pass.

                idjansazov@c.imI This user is from outside of this forum
                idjansazov@c.imI This user is from outside of this forum
                idjansazov@c.im
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                #7

                @DiogoConstantino @noybeu

                From practice ... Law is an open door in a field, not a fence. What boundaries you mean?

                I believe to construct my own fence to protect myself.

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                • idjansazov@c.imI idjansazov@c.im

                  @DiogoConstantino @noybeu

                  From practice ... Law is an open door in a field, not a fence. What boundaries you mean?

                  I believe to construct my own fence to protect myself.

                  diogoconstantino@masto.ptD This user is from outside of this forum
                  diogoconstantino@masto.ptD This user is from outside of this forum
                  diogoconstantino@masto.pt
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                  #8

                  @idjansazov @noybeu It's really not.

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                  • diogoconstantino@masto.ptD diogoconstantino@masto.pt

                    @idjansazov @noybeu It's really not.

                    idjansazov@c.imI This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #9

                    @DiogoConstantino @noybeu

                    How would you characterize the Law in the Panama papers, 2008 economic crash and Epstein case ?

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                    • noybeu@mastodon.socialN noybeu@mastodon.social

                      RE: https://mastodon.social/@noybeu/114262003439129906

                      Ready for another joke? 🥁

                      The Irish Data Protection Commission, which is responsible for most major technology companies ( #Meta, #Google, #Apple, #OpenAI, #Microsoft,...) actually imposes fines in just 0.26% of the cases it handles. And even when a fine is imposed, the money is almost never collected. 🤡

                      #HappyAprilFools

                      prolrage@todon.nlP This user is from outside of this forum
                      prolrage@todon.nlP This user is from outside of this forum
                      prolrage@todon.nl
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                      #10

                      @noybeu #bigtech don't pay. https://www.barrons.com/news/how-big-tech-generated-billions-in-fines-then-didn-t-pay-them-ab5d0a77

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                      • idjansazov@c.imI idjansazov@c.im

                        @DiogoConstantino @noybeu

                        How would you characterize the Law in the Panama papers, 2008 economic crash and Epstein case ?

                        diogoconstantino@masto.ptD This user is from outside of this forum
                        diogoconstantino@masto.ptD This user is from outside of this forum
                        diogoconstantino@masto.pt
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                        #11

                        @idjansazov @noybeu exactly the way I described. Boundaries exist, a different matter is where they are set by each law, and on each jurisdiction, and how enforcement is done. But neither of those changes how it works.

                        The USA is not a really good example because it lost the rule of law, some years ago.

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                        • diogoconstantino@masto.ptD diogoconstantino@masto.pt

                          @idjansazov @noybeu exactly the way I described. Boundaries exist, a different matter is where they are set by each law, and on each jurisdiction, and how enforcement is done. But neither of those changes how it works.

                          The USA is not a really good example because it lost the rule of law, some years ago.

                          idjansazov@c.imI This user is from outside of this forum
                          idjansazov@c.imI This user is from outside of this forum
                          idjansazov@c.im
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                          #12

                          @DiogoConstantino @noybeu

                          Lets talk London, Zurich then, or Hong Kong and everywhere there is HSBC.

                          The problem with the law is that if the people do not enforce it - it is just a "guidelines" or "recommendations". And for all I see most people does not even understand the law, even less to keep the judges or politicians accountable for.

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                          • noybeu@mastodon.socialN noybeu@mastodon.social

                            RE: https://mastodon.social/@noybeu/114262003439129906

                            Ready for another joke? 🥁

                            The Irish Data Protection Commission, which is responsible for most major technology companies ( #Meta, #Google, #Apple, #OpenAI, #Microsoft,...) actually imposes fines in just 0.26% of the cases it handles. And even when a fine is imposed, the money is almost never collected. 🤡

                            #HappyAprilFools

                            angelascholder@mastodon.energyA This user is from outside of this forum
                            angelascholder@mastodon.energyA This user is from outside of this forum
                            angelascholder@mastodon.energy
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                            #13

                            @noybeu The Irish DPC was already a farce more than 10 years ago when I was in a situation where for a non-profit they wanted to move to O365, away from having everything running on VPS.
                            It was argued the data was safe under EU law as the MS were situated in Ireland.....

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