“I should own every house and everyone should rent from me.

[apfeiffer42@mastodon.social]

@aral wouldn’t “… stole all *your* furniture” be more accurate?

[qwazix@bananachips.club]

@aral otherwise it's inefficient. When you go for a coffee I rent it to someone else.

[wrzky@kolektiva.social]

@aral

But I burned down Freeport-McMoRan in Papua, whatchu gonna do without gold and copper? And my friends sabotaged cobalt exports from DR Congo (we didn't, but it's nice to imagine).

[dodothedev@front-end.social]

@aral
OK, fine. Let's give all the RAM. Hells, he can have the RAM in all the PC's in all the world! Then no one can use his stupid copybot and he'll just sit there losing money and well be enriched from all the off screen time.

[martinlentink@mastodon.social]

@aral He can go autofornicate.

[piyuv@techhub.social]

@aral “trickle down computation”

[webhat@infosec.exchange]

@Theriac @aral so it's regulated by the government?

[michelpatrice@jasette.facil.services]

@martinlentink @aral

Autofornicate. Brilliant.

[theriac@plasmatrap.com]

@webhat@infosec.exchange @aral@mastodon.ar.al
Whoah hey now, slow down there ...

[martinlentink@mastodon.social]

@aral In fact, I wouldn't object if all the compute and memory was owned by the commons and the utilization be decided democratically. But I kind of think that's not what he has in mind...

[webhat@infosec.exchange]

@Theriac @aral

[daswarkeinhuhn@netzkae.se]

@aral@mastodon.ar.al pathetic

[gimulnautti@mastodon.green]

@aral Also the staff in every shop is trained by me, and their instructions were written by me.

[xan@xantronix.social]

@aral I think Sam Altman should pee in his pants then suck the pee out of the fabric

[swggrkllr3rd@mastodon.world]

@aral Tell sam, THAT's NOT gonna happen.

[joe@f.duriansoftware.com]

@xan @aral it is quite terrible for your toilet to have poop in it. My, Sam Altman’s, front yard has better utilization

[motionsuggests@indieweb.social]

@aral
“Under Communism you won’t own anything”

[desantis@mastodon.bida.im]

@freediverx @aral My thoughts exactly. It seems society is getting ready to enter a massive reflection point, and I don’t think it will end well for a lot of people.

[desantis@mastodon.bida.im]

@xan @aral His chatbot already told him to do that to get optimally filtered water.

[paul@fedi.paulwilde.uk]

@Theriac@plasmatrap.com @aral@mastodon.ar.al if a kid turns up on my door this Halloween dressed as Sam Altman, sod it, they can have the entire bag of sweets.

I didn’t realise how on-point this comment was until I typed it out. Yikes.