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If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail.

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  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

    If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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    #33

    @mcc I must have a lot of wrenches, because everything looks nuts to me right now.

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    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

      For the record, the thing that inspired this thread was that I actually did need to nail in a nail, but I did not have a hammer. So I initially tried nailing it in with wirecutters, which did not work, and then I tried again with a putty knife, and that worked extremely well. So I guess the moral is that everything looks like a hammer, but only some things are actually hammers

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      #34

      @mcc

      every putty knife i've known has been a flimsy thing with no weight in it

      you must have one hell of a beast of a putty knife

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        #35

        @kgjenkins @mcc If all you have is a shop vac, every problem looks like a mess left over from the last several projects.

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        • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

          If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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          #36

          @mcc If you have a hammer, you could also break the lock. 🙂

          If you only see nails when holding a hammer, that is a lack of imagination.

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          • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

            If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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            #37

            @mcc I think you need a second padlock to open a padlock

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            • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

              If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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              #38

              @mcc vibes of "ask me how I know"

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              • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                #39

                @mcc When all you have is a hammer everything looks like a hammer. It's hammer time.

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                • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                  If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                  #40

                  @mcc

                  >meanwhile

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                  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                    If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                    #41

                    @mcc maybe its not having a hammer specifically (and everything looking like a nail), but the inability to adapt that makes you want to beat on everything and nails look easy

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                    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                      When you have a nail, everything looks like a hammer 🤔 https://doomscroller.social/notes/ancenempdid801ui

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                      #42

                      @mcc to be fair almost everything *is* a hammer if you need it to

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                      • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                        @xethos @steve i think we just reinvented central planning

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                        #43

                        @mcc @steve I guess this is how all the tech-bros feel as they re-invent public transport 🫠

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                        • ifnotnow@mastodon.socialI ifnotnow@mastodon.social

                          @mcc maybe its not having a hammer specifically (and everything looking like a nail), but the inability to adapt that makes you want to beat on everything and nails look easy

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                          #44
                          @mcc @ifnotnow Oh, I wouldn't go that far. There was a song about hammering in the morning, hammering in the evening, all over this land.
                          It's the hammer of Justice
                          It's with the bell of Freedom...
                          #PeterPaulMary
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                          • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                            If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                            #45

                            @mcc I like the way you express it. In a way, any tool has a purpose, depending on how you use it. Its about being wise and possessing wisdom.

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                            • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                              If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                              #46

                              @mcc

                              An old trick I learned early in my maintenance career, a hammer can open a lock. And working nightshift, one learns to become a locksmith. We have all access master keys, but locks are ticklish...

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                              • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                #47

                                @mcc

                                If you have a hammer, you can hold it by the heavy metal part, and then everything starts looking like a huge stone block which needs to be nudged into place.
                                🤪

                                https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/116/586/506/816/612/054/original/2ce90e10bf2dcb63.jpg

                                #GingerMason

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                                • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                  If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                  #48

                                  @mcc neither am I but I'm taking it right to heart.

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                                  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                    If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                    #49

                                    @mcc When I have a hammer all I see are missing dents screaming for freedom.

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                                    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                      If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                      #50

                                      @mcc@mastodon.social

                                      The real hammers were all the nails we improvised along the way?

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                                      • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                        When you have a nail, everything looks like a hammer 🤔 https://doomscroller.social/notes/ancenempdid801ui

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                                        #51

                                        @mcc but when you need *scissors* there are never any to be found!

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                                        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                          @mcc

                                          every putty knife i've known has been a flimsy thing with no weight in it

                                          you must have one hell of a beast of a putty knife

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                                          #52

                                          @benroyce @mcc I assumed she turned it around and used the handle, LOL.

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