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If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail.

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  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

    When you have a nail, everything looks like a hammer 🤔 https://doomscroller.social/notes/ancenempdid801ui

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    #42

    @mcc to be fair almost everything *is* a hammer if you need it to

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    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

      @xethos @steve i think we just reinvented central planning

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      #43

      @mcc @steve I guess this is how all the tech-bros feel as they re-invent public transport 🫠

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      • ifnotnow@mastodon.socialI ifnotnow@mastodon.social

        @mcc maybe its not having a hammer specifically (and everything looking like a nail), but the inability to adapt that makes you want to beat on everything and nails look easy

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        #44
        @mcc @ifnotnow Oh, I wouldn't go that far. There was a song about hammering in the morning, hammering in the evening, all over this land.
        It's the hammer of Justice
        It's with the bell of Freedom...
        #PeterPaulMary
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        • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

          If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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          #45

          @mcc I like the way you express it. In a way, any tool has a purpose, depending on how you use it. Its about being wise and possessing wisdom.

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          • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

            If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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            #46

            @mcc

            An old trick I learned early in my maintenance career, a hammer can open a lock. And working nightshift, one learns to become a locksmith. We have all access master keys, but locks are ticklish...

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            • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

              If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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              #47

              @mcc

              If you have a hammer, you can hold it by the heavy metal part, and then everything starts looking like a huge stone block which needs to be nudged into place.
              🤪

              https://o.mastodon.au/media_attachments/files/116/586/506/816/612/054/original/2ce90e10bf2dcb63.jpg

              #GingerMason

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              • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                #48

                @mcc neither am I but I'm taking it right to heart.

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                • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                  If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                  #49

                  @mcc When I have a hammer all I see are missing dents screaming for freedom.

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                  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                    If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                    #50

                    @mcc@mastodon.social

                    The real hammers were all the nails we improvised along the way?

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                    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                      When you have a nail, everything looks like a hammer 🤔 https://doomscroller.social/notes/ancenempdid801ui

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                      #51

                      @mcc but when you need *scissors* there are never any to be found!

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                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                        @mcc

                        every putty knife i've known has been a flimsy thing with no weight in it

                        you must have one hell of a beast of a putty knife

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                        #52

                        @benroyce @mcc I assumed she turned it around and used the handle, LOL.

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                        • walruths@mastodon.socialW walruths@mastodon.social

                          @mcc

                          >meanwhile

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                          #53

                          @Walruths @mcc 👏👏👏

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                          • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                            If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                            #54

                            @mcc
                            https://mastodon.online/@PizzaDemon/114051770625796683

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                            • walruths@mastodon.socialW walruths@mastodon.social

                              @mcc

                              >meanwhile

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                              #55

                              @Walruths @mcc If the only tool in your toolbox is a pair of fencing pliers, every problem looks like a fence.

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                              • deborahh@cosocial.caD deborahh@cosocial.ca

                                @benroyce @mcc I assumed she turned it around and used the handle, LOL.

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                                #56

                                @deborahh @mcc

                                oh yeah

                                duh

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                                • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                  If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                  #57

                                  @mcc this is the lockpicking lawyer, and what i have for you today is-

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                                  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                    @mcc

                                    every putty knife i've known has been a flimsy thing with no weight in it

                                    you must have one hell of a beast of a putty knife

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                                    #58

                                    @benroyce My dad loves picking up cheap flea market tools, and he’s given me a couple of those putty knives that have a tiny hammer on the handle end. They also have a flip-out Phillips bit, so you can effectively deal with any drywall nail/screw pops. I’m not sure I’d want to drive in a real nail with that tool though!

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                                    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                      If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                      #59

                                      @mcc If the only tool you have is a Sawzall, everything looks like an all.

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                                      • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                        If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                        #60

                                        @mcc
                                        Yes, yes, very true, but consider this: if you have a hammer and a stopwatch, you have an altimeter.

                                        If you have a hammer and a long rope (and patience), you can measure the planet's rotation and your latitude.

                                        If you have a hammer and a field, you have a track-and-field sport.

                                        If you have a hammer and a stack of paper, you can turn on a fan with impunity.

                                        If you... wait, what were you saying about padlocks?

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                                        • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                          If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                          #61

                                          @mcc

                                          * after reading this thread*
                                          ooo that reminds me that i have to change my battery in my car's key fob. need to find some tweezers...lol. 🤣

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