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  • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

    UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

    Keir Starmer
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

    Rishi Sunak
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬

    Liz Truss
    🥬

    Boris Johnson
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬

    Theresa May
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬

    David Cameron
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

    Gordon Brown
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬

    Tony Blair
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

    John Major
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

    forty2@oldbytes.spaceF This user is from outside of this forum
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    wrote sidst redigeret af
    #60

    @urlyman what’s that in Scaramuccis, for those of us across the pond?

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    • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

      UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

      Keir Starmer
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

      Rishi Sunak
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬

      Liz Truss
      🥬

      Boris Johnson
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬

      Theresa May
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬

      David Cameron
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

      Gordon Brown
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬

      Tony Blair
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

      John Major
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
      🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

      blogdiva@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #61

      @urlyman QUEEN TRUSS!

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      • forty2@oldbytes.spaceF forty2@oldbytes.space

        @urlyman what’s that in Scaramuccis, for those of us across the pond?

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        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #62

        @forty2 I believe the Truss:Scaramucci exchange rate is 4.9:1… roughly 🥬 🥬🥬🥬🥬:🍕

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        • blogdiva@mastodon.socialB blogdiva@mastodon.social

          @urlyman QUEEN TRUSS!

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          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #63

          @blogdiva Liz III!

          Opening up…
          and then crashing
          pork markets

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          • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

            @EF we’ll agree to differ. If I could I’d probably have someone like James Meadway reply

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            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #64

            @urlyman not waving a Liz Truss flag by any means but a lot of what they announced was beneficial to me and a breath of fresh air (apart from the unfunded part although magically this government can fund £32B for a magic carbon capture folly).

            The problem I have is more of the same is not good for the people of this country. Endless cuts and more direct and stealth taxing. Excuses to fund private companies. Chasing endless growth rather than focusing on the wellbeing of the populous and the betterment of the world, their raison d'être.

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            • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

              UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

              Keir Starmer
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

              Rishi Sunak
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬

              Liz Truss
              🥬

              Boris Johnson
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬

              Theresa May
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬

              David Cameron
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

              Gordon Brown
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬

              Tony Blair
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

              John Major
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
              🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

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              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #65

              @urlyman

              And yet everyone says it's the Americans who use bizarre units of measurement. 😎

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              • sqlallfather@techhub.socialS sqlallfather@techhub.social

                @urlyman

                And yet everyone says it's the Americans who use bizarre units of measurement. 😎

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                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #66

                @SQLAllFather fair. There is a conversion rate https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/116793993565687961

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                • rokabe@mastodon.socialR rokabe@mastodon.social

                  @urlyman so glad I discovered this 'little gem' of a post

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                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #67

                  @rokabe @urlyman G R O A N

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                  • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                    UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

                    Keir Starmer
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                    Rishi Sunak
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬

                    Liz Truss
                    🥬

                    Boris Johnson
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬

                    Theresa May
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬

                    David Cameron
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                    Gordon Brown
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬

                    Tony Blair
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                    John Major
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                    🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

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                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #68

                    @urlyman The head of lettuce is a brilliant unit but you’ve also introduced “the Truss” as an equivalent unit. Bravo!

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                    • kimota94@mas.toK kimota94@mas.to

                      @urlyman The head of lettuce is a brilliant unit but you’ve also introduced “the Truss” as an equivalent unit. Bravo!

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                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                      #69

                      @Kimota94 thank you 🙂

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                      • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                        UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

                        Keir Starmer
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                        Rishi Sunak
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬

                        Liz Truss
                        🥬

                        Boris Johnson
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬

                        Theresa May
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬

                        David Cameron
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                        Gordon Brown
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬

                        Tony Blair
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

                        John Major
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
                        🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

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                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #70

                        @urlyman

                        I feel like this is maybe a little unfair to the lettuce. Liz Truss did not last for a full lettuce, the lettuce was still in good health when she resigned.

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                        • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                          …I apologise for the lettuce shouting that the above post inflicts upon users of screen readers.

                          Here is a less shouty version with just the number of lettuces for each PM. 1 lettuce represents roughly 7 weeks of tenure.

                          Keir Starmer: 15
                          Rishi Sunak: 13
                          Liz Truss: 1
                          Boris Johnson: 23
                          Theresa May: 23
                          David Cameron: 46
                          Gordon Brown: 21
                          Tony Blair: 76
                          John Major: 48

                          9 Prime Ministers, 266 lettuces and almost 36 years later the UK is still on course for an Iceberg 🤪

                          https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/116747658730469820

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                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                          #71

                          @urlyman Larry the cat: 114

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                          • lillyherself@mastodon.socialL lillyherself@mastodon.social

                            @rokabe @urlyman G R O A N

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                            wrote sidst redigeret af
                            #72

                            @LillyHerself @urlyman ...Home Groan 🥕

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                            • rokabe@mastodon.socialR rokabe@mastodon.social

                              @LillyHerself @urlyman ...Home Groan 🥕

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                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #73

                              @rokabe @LillyHerself @urlyman Yeah, he didn't particularly like foreign ones …

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                              • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                                @trashboypro hence the word ‘approximated’. And a 7-week old cut lettuce is for sure past its best

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                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #74

                                @urlyman @trashboypro Excuse me? Have you called Liz Truss old? /s

                                I'm sure she's been called worse though

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                                • wumargaret@ack.nerdfight.onlineW wumargaret@ack.nerdfight.online
                                  @urlyman @kotaro It’s all good. I am American. Painful political memories/day-to-day is the air I breathe. 😉
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                                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                                  #75

                                  @WuMargaret @kotaro @urlyman And that particular nightmare already lasts many a lettuce

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                                  • urlyman@mastodon.socialU urlyman@mastodon.social

                                    @kbm0 caviar goes off in 48 hours once opened

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                                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                                    #76

                                    @urlyman @kbm0 Caviar sounds appropriate 😂 👍🏻

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                                    • shiawase@mastodon.socialS shiawase@mastodon.social

                                      @kbm0 @urlyman
                                      beansprouts?

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                                      @shiawase @kbm0 @urlyman Does that mean, you would measure EU politician's tenures in brussel sprouts?

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                                      • feijoa@mastodon.org.ukF feijoa@mastodon.org.uk

                                        @kbm0 @urlyman From the archives... The political power of dairy.

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                                        @feijoa @Lazarou @kbm0 @urlyman He looks better in vanilla

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                                        • shaedrich@mastodon.onlineS shaedrich@mastodon.online

                                          @WuMargaret @kotaro @urlyman And that particular nightmare already lasts many a lettuce

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                                          @shaedrich @kotaro @urlyman Sooooo many heads of lettuce
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