UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
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UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
Keir Starmer
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Rishi Sunak
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Liz Truss
🥬Boris Johnson
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Theresa May
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬David Cameron
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Gordon Brown
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬Tony Blair
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬John Major
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬@urlyman what’s that in Scaramuccis, for those of us across the pond?
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UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
Keir Starmer
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Rishi Sunak
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Liz Truss
🥬Boris Johnson
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Theresa May
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬David Cameron
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Gordon Brown
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬Tony Blair
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬John Major
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬@urlyman QUEEN TRUSS!
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@urlyman what’s that in Scaramuccis, for those of us across the pond?
@forty2 I believe the Truss:Scaramucci exchange rate is 4.9:1… roughly 🥬 🥬🥬🥬🥬:

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@urlyman QUEEN TRUSS!
@blogdiva Liz III!
Opening up…
and then crashing
pork markets -
@EF we’ll agree to differ. If I could I’d probably have someone like James Meadway reply
@urlyman not waving a Liz Truss flag by any means but a lot of what they announced was beneficial to me and a breath of fresh air (apart from the unfunded part although magically this government can fund £32B for a magic carbon capture folly).
The problem I have is more of the same is not good for the people of this country. Endless cuts and more direct and stealth taxing. Excuses to fund private companies. Chasing endless growth rather than focusing on the wellbeing of the populous and the betterment of the world, their raison d'être.
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UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
Keir Starmer
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Rishi Sunak
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Liz Truss
🥬Boris Johnson
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Theresa May
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬David Cameron
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Gordon Brown
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬Tony Blair
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬John Major
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬And yet everyone says it's the Americans who use bizarre units of measurement.

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And yet everyone says it's the Americans who use bizarre units of measurement.

@SQLAllFather fair. There is a conversion rate https://mastodon.social/@urlyman/116793993565687961
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@urlyman so glad I discovered this 'little gem' of a post
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UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
Keir Starmer
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Rishi Sunak
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Liz Truss
🥬Boris Johnson
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Theresa May
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬David Cameron
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Gordon Brown
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬Tony Blair
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬John Major
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
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🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬@urlyman The head of lettuce is a brilliant unit but you’ve also introduced “the Truss” as an equivalent unit. Bravo!
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@urlyman The head of lettuce is a brilliant unit but you’ve also introduced “the Truss” as an equivalent unit. Bravo!
@Kimota94 thank you

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UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces
Keir Starmer
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Rishi Sunak
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Liz Truss
🥬Boris Johnson
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬Theresa May
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬David Cameron
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬Gordon Brown
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬Tony Blair
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
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🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬John Major
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬
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🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬I feel like this is maybe a little unfair to the lettuce. Liz Truss did not last for a full lettuce, the lettuce was still in good health when she resigned.
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…I apologise for the lettuce shouting that the above post inflicts upon users of screen readers.
Here is a less shouty version with just the number of lettuces for each PM. 1 lettuce represents roughly 7 weeks of tenure.
Keir Starmer: 15
Rishi Sunak: 13
Liz Truss: 1
Boris Johnson: 23
Theresa May: 23
David Cameron: 46
Gordon Brown: 21
Tony Blair: 76
John Major: 489 Prime Ministers, 266 lettuces and almost 36 years later the UK is still on course for an Iceberg 🤪
@urlyman Larry the cat: 114
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@LillyHerself @urlyman ...Home Groan

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@LillyHerself @urlyman ...Home Groan

@rokabe @LillyHerself @urlyman Yeah, he didn't particularly like foreign ones …
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@trashboypro hence the word ‘approximated’. And a 7-week old cut lettuce is for sure past its best
@urlyman @trashboypro Excuse me? Have you called Liz Truss old? /s
I'm sure she's been called worse though
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@WuMargaret @kotaro @urlyman And that particular nightmare already lasts many a lettuce
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@kbm0 caviar goes off in 48 hours once opened
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@WuMargaret @kotaro @urlyman And that particular nightmare already lasts many a lettuce


