This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.
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@markarayner uh-huh
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@markarayner "Gettting on the goose was free. Getting OFF the goose is gonna cost you $100."
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Swan Lake?

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@markarayner Reminds me of a situation where this little kid was going up to some baby geese, and I warned the parents to keep them away. They said he won't hurt them. Umm...yup, the mama goose went ballistic.
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Duck!
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@markarayner Reminds me of a situation where this little kid was going up to some baby geese, and I warned the parents to keep them away. They said he won't hurt them. Umm...yup, the mama goose went ballistic.
That’s how lasting childhood memories are made.

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swans are dicks
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@markarayner I laugh at geese and turkeys. I fear swans.
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@markarayner Its always good to know the pecking order.
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@markarayner either that or they’re about to drop an absolute banger of an album.
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@markarayner Oh, thought, "I didn't know geese could use a selfie stick". Then something bad happens.
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@markarayner their dog mask is not fooling me again!
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@markarayner It means business!
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That’s how lasting childhood memories are made.

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"You picked the wrong beach, mate."
