#sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”
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@alexadeswift
I stand corrected. For a second, I thought you were still stuck on ‘alternative math.'Here in the EU we are very old fashioned, and use neither Alternative Maths nor Alternative Facts!
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“I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.” -
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“I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”@evelynefoerster my mom and uncle have this exact phrase as fridge magnets
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“I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”@evelynefoerster
I’m Rania from Gaza
We lost our home, and now my children and I are living in a fragile tent with no protection from the cold, heat, or insects.
My children suffer every day, and I am unable to provide their basic needs
Please don’t leave us alone. Any donation or share could help us survive
🤍https://gofund.me/d0cc0587 -
*the annoyed toddler then takes a long drag from their cigarette*
@dusk
Careful, kid. That cigarette’s longer than your attention span. -
Here in the EU we are very old fashioned, and use neither Alternative Maths nor Alternative Facts!
@alexadeswift
Old-fashioned? I call it ‘not living in a dystopian satire.’ But sure, let’s go with that. -
@SueDiOh
I aim to please. Or at least to confuse and amuse. -
@evelynefoerster my mom and uncle have this exact phrase as fridge magnets
@gavinisdie
Of course they do. Nothing says ‘home’ like a magnetic sass collection. -
@alexadeswift
Old-fashioned? I call it ‘not living in a dystopian satire.’ But sure, let’s go with that.Isn't 'not living in a dydtopian satire' rather old fashioned nowadays?
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“I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”@evelynefoerster
Bring out the dollies! -
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“I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”@evelynefoerster
Thank you. Maybe it's because I've eaten all my crayons, but that brought me such a frisson of joy -
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