#sarcasm “I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.”

[evelynefoerster@swiss.social]

@GinevraCat

I’d go, but who else would keep you company in this echo chamber?

@purplepadma

[ginevracat@toot.community]

@evelynefoerster @purplepadma

[dusk@todon.eu]

@evelynefoerster

*the annoyed toddler then takes a long drag from their cigarette*

[alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space]

@evelynefoerster

Here in the EU we are very old fashioned, and use neither Alternative Maths nor Alternative Facts!

[priscillaharing@mastodon.green]

@evelynefoerster

[gavinisdie@masto.ai]

@evelynefoerster my mom and uncle have this exact phrase as fridge magnets

[rania@freesewing.social]

@evelynefoerster
I’m Rania from Gaza
We lost our home, and now my children and I are living in a fragile tent with no protection from the cold, heat, or insects.
My children suffer every day, and I am unable to provide their basic needs
Please don’t leave us alone. Any donation or share could help us survive 🤍https://gofund.me/d0cc0587

[evelynefoerster@swiss.social]

@dusk
Careful, kid. That cigarette’s longer than your attention span.

[evelynefoerster@swiss.social]

@alexadeswift
Old-fashioned? I call it ‘not living in a dystopian satire.’ But sure, let’s go with that.

[evelynefoerster@swiss.social]

@SueDiOh
I aim to please. Or at least to confuse and amuse.

[evelynefoerster@swiss.social]

@gavinisdie
Of course they do. Nothing says ‘home’ like a magnetic sass collection.

[alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space]

@evelynefoerster

Isn't 'not living in a dydtopian satire' rather old fashioned nowadays?

[ytscorp@mstdn.social]

@evelynefoerster
Bring out the dollies!

[hypostase@bsd.network]

@evelynefoerster
Thank you. Maybe it's because I've eaten all my crayons, but that brought me such a frisson of joy