there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead
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there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead
@ana
Decades ago, there was a piper that practiced in an underground parking garage across a major road from my bus stop. The skirling of the pipes, the echoing fullness of the sound - wonderful! -
there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead
@ana she may be honoring them to ensure they stay dead and their spirits are not found wanting.
nobody wants the dead to get restless..
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there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead
@ana When I took up bagpipes, it took quite a while before I was sure what to do with the army. Things work out.
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there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead
@ana if I was dead and someone kept playing bagpipes nearby, I'd reanimate just to move myself to a quieter cemetery
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@ana if I was dead and someone kept playing bagpipes nearby, I'd reanimate just to move myself to a quieter cemetery
one of my favorite bagpipe jokes:
man to bagpiper: "can you play over the hill and very far away"
bagpiper: "not sure i know that tune.
man: "no. can you play over the hill and very far away..."
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one of my favorite bagpipe jokes:
man to bagpiper: "can you play over the hill and very far away"
bagpiper: "not sure i know that tune.
man: "no. can you play over the hill and very far away..."
full disclosure. i do like bagpipe. but only if it's a virtuoso bagpipe player. by my definition, that's a bagpipe player who knows a 3rd song.
scotland the brave, amazing grace, and a 3rd song.
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there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead
@ana I'm picturing something from Return of the Living Dead..
A Skeleton pops up out of the ground..
"So if you don't mind, some of us are trying to sleep down here."
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there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead
@ana the dead are probably only rising to relocate and get some peace from her.
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there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead
@ana Shit, I didn't realize "Animate Dead" was on the Bard spell list!
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@ana if I was dead and someone kept playing bagpipes nearby, I'd reanimate just to move myself to a quieter cemetery
@alicemcalicepants @ana My wife agrees that a regular bagpiper would require her to reanimate.
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@ana Shit, I didn't realize "Animate Dead" was on the Bard spell list!
@TonyaMarie I think it is one of those that you can stumble onto by accident... @ana
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there is a lady that has taken to practicing the bagpipes right by the entrance to the cemetery and i wish her all the best with her new army of the risen dead
@ana Wonder if she’s related to the guy I saw crooning with a karaoke machine in 1960s Dean Martin style by a #Massachusetts lake this week.
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