When you absolutely, positively need the world to know that you are, in fact, an antisocial, self-centered jack-ass.

[chertridge@beige.party]

@The_Tim Nice truck. Shame about your penis.

[the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org]

@The_Tim always have a tire-stem removal tool or at least some big pliers handy.

[eyeonalaska@alaskan.social]

@The_Tim Monster little-dick energy.

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@The_Tim I've seen even worse: someone managed to park in four parking spots once.

What is wrong with these people? Like that should be the point where they get carried away kicking and screaming in a straight-jacket.

[deirdrebeth@mas.to]

@nazokiyoubinbou @The_Tim

I like to snuggle my tiny car right up next to them when they do this. I can fit in so I'm not extended into the 2nd space - and they're going to have to climb in through their passenger side to get into their vehicle.
It's petty, and I'm ok with that.

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@deirdrebeth @The_Tim Around here that would probably get a huge dent in your car as they would just rip open the door slamming it into your car on purpose.

Like, I guess you could sue them, but it's not exactly an easy process and probably not worth it...

[erileykc@thepit.social]

@The_Tim gender affirming suburban grocery getter pick up truck

[fullywoolly@mastodon.social]

@The_Tim I fantasize about putting a screwdriver through the door when I see that

[decapitae@mastodon.social]

@The_Tim This seems to apply for all dodge or ram products.... Corporate projection - followers flock

[theriac@plasmatrap.com]

@The_Tim@mastodon.social
And that's just for the child height roo bars.

[gurre@mastodon.nu]

@Theriac @The_Tim
The flat solid metal bumper is child torso/face height. Roo bars look like adult torso height.

[eetschrijver@mastodon.social]

@The_Tim You didn't mention stupid.

[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]

@The_Tim Lotta BMWs in there, too. Oh what a shocker.