Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
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@MissConstrue isn't "calf" more appropriate than "baby cow"?
@ulyssesalmeida Well sure, but you gotta admit, baby cow is more fun.
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue Duck sign looks handmade - doubling of lines in letters, some letter fading common in markers versus the perfect lettering of Cow. Also, a duck is more of an a-hole than a calf.
Also duck is reflected, calf is a vampire. -
Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue Notice how you can see the reflection of the duck and photographer in the glass in the duck photo but only the photographer not the cow in the cow photo.
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@MissConstrue Duck sign looks handmade - doubling of lines in letters, some letter fading common in markers versus the perfect lettering of Cow. Also, a duck is more of an a-hole than a calf.
Also duck is reflected, calf is a vampire.@pattykimura Right? Not letting the cousin of the cobra chicken in just ... common sense, man.
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@MissConstrue Notice how you can see the reflection of the duck and photographer in the glass in the duck photo but only the photographer not the cow in the cow photo.
@SpiritLady Yeah, vampire cows man....it's no wonder they're not allowed in.
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@badaunty Oh weird, I wonder why you can't see comments. I'll go check and see if there's a setting or something i clicked.
@MissConstrue I doubt it's this platform. Probably something about my settings or the phone I was viewing it on.
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@MissConstrue one of the reasons not to share an image of unknown origin.
@shadowfals Well, what would even be the fun of the internet then?
Actually the person who sent it is usually better than I am about catching photoshop. Things slip through. No harm, no foul.
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Scoping out the china shop for dad.
@SpaceLifeForm Ha! Beautiful.
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@MissConstrue the breed of duck is also unusual for being seen on the street - whereas in a town near me (Stowmarket) if it were wild mallards this could easily be a genuine scene, or indeed anywhere in Mid Suffolk - the damp, muddy area seems to attract ducks every spring/summer during breeding season, or at least it did - I've not seen as many this year (climate change?)
@vfrmedia @MissConstrue A mallard is a wild duck that looks like a domesticated shopping duck , possably band for shoplifting
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue Is this fake?
