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If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail.

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  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

    If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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    #54

    @mcc
    https://mastodon.online/@PizzaDemon/114051770625796683

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    • walruths@mastodon.socialW walruths@mastodon.social

      @mcc

      >meanwhile

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      #55

      @Walruths @mcc If the only tool in your toolbox is a pair of fencing pliers, every problem looks like a fence.

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      • deborahh@cosocial.caD deborahh@cosocial.ca

        @benroyce @mcc I assumed she turned it around and used the handle, LOL.

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        #56

        @deborahh @mcc

        oh yeah

        duh

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        • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

          If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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          #57

          @mcc this is the lockpicking lawyer, and what i have for you today is-

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          • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

            @mcc

            every putty knife i've known has been a flimsy thing with no weight in it

            you must have one hell of a beast of a putty knife

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            #58

            @benroyce My dad loves picking up cheap flea market tools, and he’s given me a couple of those putty knives that have a tiny hammer on the handle end. They also have a flip-out Phillips bit, so you can effectively deal with any drywall nail/screw pops. I’m not sure I’d want to drive in a real nail with that tool though!

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            • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

              If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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              #59

              @mcc If the only tool you have is a Sawzall, everything looks like an all.

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              • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                #60

                @mcc
                Yes, yes, very true, but consider this: if you have a hammer and a stopwatch, you have an altimeter.

                If you have a hammer and a long rope (and patience), you can measure the planet's rotation and your latitude.

                If you have a hammer and a field, you have a track-and-field sport.

                If you have a hammer and a stack of paper, you can turn on a fan with impunity.

                If you... wait, what were you saying about padlocks?

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                • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                  If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                  #61

                  @mcc

                  * after reading this thread*
                  ooo that reminds me that i have to change my battery in my car's key fob. need to find some tweezers...lol. 🤣

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                  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                    If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                    #62

                    @mcc

                    this is why I carry a multitool

                    suddenly the entire world becomes filled with things to be fixed

                    it’s awesome

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                    • sarraceniawilds@sunny.gardenS sarraceniawilds@sunny.garden

                      @mcc this does in fact apply to screwdriver. screwdriver can be poker, lever, chisel, nailset, scraper, etc. when you have X, screwdriver looks like solution

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                      #63

                      @SarraceniaWilds @mcc I have a special screwdriver that's a dedicated destruction tool...

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                      • cawguy@thecanadian.socialC cawguy@thecanadian.social

                        @benroyce My dad loves picking up cheap flea market tools, and he’s given me a couple of those putty knives that have a tiny hammer on the handle end. They also have a flip-out Phillips bit, so you can effectively deal with any drywall nail/screw pops. I’m not sure I’d want to drive in a real nail with that tool though!

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                        #64

                        @CAWguy dang! i do not know putty knives

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                        • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                          If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                          #65

                          @mcc - you nailed it!

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                          • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                            When you have a nail, everything looks like a hammer 🤔 https://doomscroller.social/notes/ancenempdid801ui

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                            #66

                            @mcc what if i have several hammers

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                            • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                              If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                              #67

                              @mcc If all you have is a screwdriver, you add screws to all your products and rename your product to screwed 365 or so.

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                              • steve@discuss.systemsS steve@discuss.systems

                                @mcc Berkeley has a formalized tool library. I kinda miss it, but the informal one of friends and neighbors here has more useful stuff if I’m honest.

                                Was chatting with an architect friend about creating a library of spare light fixtures the other day.

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                                #68

                                @steve @mcc this thread inspired me to rename my tool shed into "the library of mostly useful things".

                                Probably should add "unsorted" to the name.

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                                • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                  If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                  #69
                                  @mcc the moral is there are a lot of ways to smash billionaires' domes in like on Postal 2

                                  For legal reasons this is a joke
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                                  • groupnebula563@mastodon.socialG groupnebula563@mastodon.social

                                    @mcc this is the lockpicking lawyer, and what i have for you today is-

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                                    #70
                                    @GroupNebula563 @mcc apparently the guy is a Trump supporter, btw
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                                    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                      If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                      #71

                                      @mcc utilize the opportunity, with whatever you have.

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                                      • cthos@mastodon.cthos.devC cthos@mastodon.cthos.dev

                                        @emaytch @mcc "always be prepared to break a lock with whatever is on hand"

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                                        #72

                                        @cthos @emaytch @mcc A pair of sturdy screwdrivers will break most padlocks. Pass them through the U in opposite directions to make an X shape. Squeeze the handles together. Pop!

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                                        • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                          If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                          tkissing@mastodon.social
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                                          #73

                                          @mcc Carry 2 wrenches at all times?

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