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If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail.

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  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

    If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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    #49

    @mcc When I have a hammer all I see are missing dents screaming for freedom.

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    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

      If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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      #50

      @mcc@mastodon.social

      The real hammers were all the nails we improvised along the way?

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      • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

        When you have a nail, everything looks like a hammer 🤔 https://doomscroller.social/notes/ancenempdid801ui

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        #51

        @mcc but when you need *scissors* there are never any to be found!

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        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

          @mcc

          every putty knife i've known has been a flimsy thing with no weight in it

          you must have one hell of a beast of a putty knife

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          #52

          @benroyce @mcc I assumed she turned it around and used the handle, LOL.

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          • walruths@mastodon.socialW walruths@mastodon.social

            @mcc

            >meanwhile

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            #53

            @Walruths @mcc 👏👏👏

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            • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

              If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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              #54

              @mcc
              https://mastodon.online/@PizzaDemon/114051770625796683

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              • walruths@mastodon.socialW walruths@mastodon.social

                @mcc

                >meanwhile

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                #55

                @Walruths @mcc If the only tool in your toolbox is a pair of fencing pliers, every problem looks like a fence.

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                • deborahh@cosocial.caD deborahh@cosocial.ca

                  @benroyce @mcc I assumed she turned it around and used the handle, LOL.

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                  #56

                  @deborahh @mcc

                  oh yeah

                  duh

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                  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                    If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                    #57

                    @mcc this is the lockpicking lawyer, and what i have for you today is-

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                    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                      @mcc

                      every putty knife i've known has been a flimsy thing with no weight in it

                      you must have one hell of a beast of a putty knife

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                      #58

                      @benroyce My dad loves picking up cheap flea market tools, and he’s given me a couple of those putty knives that have a tiny hammer on the handle end. They also have a flip-out Phillips bit, so you can effectively deal with any drywall nail/screw pops. I’m not sure I’d want to drive in a real nail with that tool though!

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                      • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                        If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                        #59

                        @mcc If the only tool you have is a Sawzall, everything looks like an all.

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                        • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                          If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                          #60

                          @mcc
                          Yes, yes, very true, but consider this: if you have a hammer and a stopwatch, you have an altimeter.

                          If you have a hammer and a long rope (and patience), you can measure the planet's rotation and your latitude.

                          If you have a hammer and a field, you have a track-and-field sport.

                          If you have a hammer and a stack of paper, you can turn on a fan with impunity.

                          If you... wait, what were you saying about padlocks?

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                          • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                            If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                            #61

                            @mcc

                            * after reading this thread*
                            ooo that reminds me that i have to change my battery in my car's key fob. need to find some tweezers...lol. 🤣

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                            • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                              If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                              #62

                              @mcc

                              this is why I carry a multitool

                              suddenly the entire world becomes filled with things to be fixed

                              it’s awesome

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                              • sarraceniawilds@sunny.gardenS sarraceniawilds@sunny.garden

                                @mcc this does in fact apply to screwdriver. screwdriver can be poker, lever, chisel, nailset, scraper, etc. when you have X, screwdriver looks like solution

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                                #63

                                @SarraceniaWilds @mcc I have a special screwdriver that's a dedicated destruction tool...

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                                • cawguy@thecanadian.socialC cawguy@thecanadian.social

                                  @benroyce My dad loves picking up cheap flea market tools, and he’s given me a couple of those putty knives that have a tiny hammer on the handle end. They also have a flip-out Phillips bit, so you can effectively deal with any drywall nail/screw pops. I’m not sure I’d want to drive in a real nail with that tool though!

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                                  #64

                                  @CAWguy dang! i do not know putty knives

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                                  • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                    If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                    #65

                                    @mcc - you nailed it!

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                                    • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                      When you have a nail, everything looks like a hammer 🤔 https://doomscroller.social/notes/ancenempdid801ui

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                                      #66

                                      @mcc what if i have several hammers

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                                      • mcc@mastodon.socialM mcc@mastodon.social

                                        If all you have a hammer, then everything looks like a nail. But if all you have is a screwdriver or a wrench, this doesn't necessarily mean that everything looks like a screw or a bolt, because either of those items can be used as an improvised hammer. Also if you have two wrenches you can break a padlock without needing boltcutters. I'm not actually sure what the moral here is

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                                        #67

                                        @mcc If all you have is a screwdriver, you add screws to all your products and rename your product to screwed 365 or so.

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                                        • steve@discuss.systemsS steve@discuss.systems

                                          @mcc Berkeley has a formalized tool library. I kinda miss it, but the informal one of friends and neighbors here has more useful stuff if I’m honest.

                                          Was chatting with an architect friend about creating a library of spare light fixtures the other day.

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                                          #68

                                          @steve @mcc this thread inspired me to rename my tool shed into "the library of mostly useful things".

                                          Probably should add "unsorted" to the name.

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