we're debating the masculinity of different salads now

[aplundell@timeloop.cafe]

@Taweret Ok, but where does "Candle Salad" land on the salad gender spectrum?

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@aud @Taweret Yes, as it involves placing items that exist in the same universe as penises in your mouth. Real hetero-alpha men blend their own total parenteral nutrition suspension and inject it intravenously. Using a fluid pump powered by a cordless drill. Order your NutriBlast MaxPower TPN powder base now, and never eat gay again.

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@log@mastodon.sdf.org @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and the color of this nutritious, delicious, suspension. It's straight colored, right? None of that rainbow shit? Just good, pure, heterosexual off white?

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@aud @Taweret It comes in lily white and tactical black.

[josh@hactivedirectory.com]

@Taweret This isn’t a debate, it’s just several broholes arguing over what it would be nice to not have vitamin deficiency while chawin’ some duck jerky.

[su_liam@mas.to]

@Taweret I’ve never really taken much note of the salads other men order. Sounds a little gay.

[su_liam@mas.to]

@log @aud @Taweret Penis-adjacent fluids taken intravenously. Sounds hella manly. Real man’s-man thing.

[su_liam@mas.to]

@josh0 @lapis @Taweret Gives a whole new meaning to, “et tu, Brute?”

[pilum@fedi.j1nk4l.com]

@josh0 @Taweret

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@Taweret fellas is it gay to eat arugula

[funkula@goblin.camp]

@Thomas @Taweret ordering a Caesar counts as one of your mandated thoughts about the Roman Empire

[crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt]

@YKantRachelRead @Taweret I mean, it /is/ a pretty name for a girl

[apostateenglishman@mastodon.world]

@Taweret Confuse the manosphere by arguing that real alpha men always order the gay salad, 'cos they feel no need to prove their masculinity.

[otfrom@functional.cafe]

@YKantRachelRead @Taweret that's why I only eat rocket. It's a man's leaf. /s

[jigmedatse@social.openpsychology.net]

@YKantRachelRead@social.treehouse.systems @Taweret@timeloop.cafe I like arugula. Radicchio, endive, et al are all very good.

[nora@blob.love]

@Taweret its gotta be the bacon grease one tho

[float13@masto.hackers.town]

@Taweret

I thought conservative men don't eat vegetables at all... Which would explain why they're always so cranky...