we're debating the masculinity of different salads now

[josh0@babka.social]

@lapis @Taweret penetrated repeatedly by his best male associates, no less!

[cherizilla@hypertext.monster]

@Taweret Chat, I found a punchcard for Sweetgreen in my boyfriend's wallet and he didn't even deny it! He's been experimenting with kale, and I've been crying all day. Should I buy another floral-print maxi dress?

[lapis@elekk.xyz]

@josh0 @Taweret SCANDALOUS

[disorderlyf@todon.eu]

@Taweret What's the most feminine salad then?

[jsadow@c18.masto.host]

@cherizilla @Taweret

https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonster/video/7502493217489800491

[taweret@timeloop.cafe]

@disorderlyf Watermelon feta mint

[liferstate@mas.to]

@Taweret This is such a weird take because the Caesar salad was specifically invented as a salad that Real Men️ could order with pride.

[atreyu@jorts.horse]

@cherizilla @Taweret
A new floral print maxi drss is always a god idea!

[aplundell@timeloop.cafe]

@Taweret Ok, but where does "Candle Salad" land on the salad gender spectrum?

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@aud @Taweret Yes, as it involves placing items that exist in the same universe as penises in your mouth. Real hetero-alpha men blend their own total parenteral nutrition suspension and inject it intravenously. Using a fluid pump powered by a cordless drill. Order your NutriBlast MaxPower TPN powder base now, and never eat gay again.

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@log@mastodon.sdf.org @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and the color of this nutritious, delicious, suspension. It's straight colored, right? None of that rainbow shit? Just good, pure, heterosexual off white?

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@aud @Taweret It comes in lily white and tactical black.

[josh@hactivedirectory.com]

@Taweret This isn’t a debate, it’s just several broholes arguing over what it would be nice to not have vitamin deficiency while chawin’ some duck jerky.

[su_liam@mas.to]

@Taweret I’ve never really taken much note of the salads other men order. Sounds a little gay.

[su_liam@mas.to]

@log @aud @Taweret Penis-adjacent fluids taken intravenously. Sounds hella manly. Real man’s-man thing.

[su_liam@mas.to]

@josh0 @lapis @Taweret Gives a whole new meaning to, “et tu, Brute?”

[pilum@fedi.j1nk4l.com]

@josh0 @Taweret

[ykantrachelread@social.treehouse.systems]

@Taweret fellas is it gay to eat arugula

[funkula@goblin.camp]

@Thomas @Taweret ordering a Caesar counts as one of your mandated thoughts about the Roman Empire

[crowbriarhexe@tech.lgbt]

@YKantRachelRead @Taweret I mean, it /is/ a pretty name for a girl