Cloudflare just published a vibe coded blog post claiming they implemented Matrix on cloudflare workers.

[apophis@kill-corporations.enterprises]

@tauon @JadedBlueEyes true but this is the giant rock excavator hitting a whole new substrate of rock bottom

[fsoc@infosec.exchange]

@JadedBlueEyes

Thank you for bringing your attention to this matter.

This #slopshard

[bredroll@mas.to]

@JadedBlueEyes did anyone fork thier repo?

[ariadne@social.treehouse.systems]

@JadedBlueEyes does it scale? does it have the ability to delete CSAM when stupid edgelords device to upload it to your homeserver and then get you swatted?

as always I want to believe there is a usable matrix homeserver... but it seems there is always a catch.

[peturdainn@mastodon.social]

@JadedBlueEyes I stopped reading after:
"But there is a "tax" to running it. Traditionally, operating a Matrix homeserver has meant accepting a heavy operational burden. You have to provision virtual private servers (VPS), tune PostgreSQL for heavy write loads, manage Redis for caching, configure reverse proxies, and handle rotation for TLS certificates. It’s a stateful, heavy beast that demands to be fed time and money, whether you’re using it a lot or a little."

Mine runs on a small NAS ‍️

[saikoujya@mastodon.social]

@JadedBlueEyes internet is dead

[famfo@frogs.lgbt]

@JadedBlueEyes a bit later in the posts it's still

> The key insight from porting Tuwunel

instead of Synapse

[legit_spaghetti@mastodo.neoliber.al]

@JadedBlueEyes So, in layman's terms, does this mean they claimed they did a thing but did not actually do the thing, and no one checked whether they did the thing before they published the blog claiming they did the thing?

[lunaphied@provably.online]

@JadedBlueEyes @joepie91 we've just gone back to managed databases again: overpriced, billed by metrics that aren't easy to price, and totally impossible to manage.

[jadedblueeyes@tech.lgbt]

@Legit_Spaghetti Yep. They claimed to do an extremely hard thing which is notorious for having security issues, and did not do it.

[siguza@infosec.space]

@GossiTheDog @JadedBlueEyes fucking OUCH

[walnut@shrimp.thesoftestpaws.net]

@JadedBlueEyes
They probably asked claude or chatgpt or whatever the name of the latest slop machine that's just gpt with a different initial prompt is to fix the blogpost, too.

[cjmalone@en.osm.town]

@ivan @JadedBlueEyes someone elses server

[jc0f0116@infosec.exchange]

@JadedBlueEyes Granted I don't know shit about serverless or quantum blablabla but that blog read like lorem ipsum text??? I guess if the project is underspecified and sufficiently novel Opus will just shit the bed. I think I want to write a bunch of .md files less than I want to write code which is already very little...

[spyke@mastodon.online]

@JadedBlueEyes This is literally how some of the pull requests look today at work. People vibe code; don't even look at the output; git push if the app works; ask for review/approvals; get annoyed, when you question why there are two identical files; pass your comments to the bot; push again without checking when it finishes; manager advises you to tame down your perfectionism; also asks why do you do less tickets than others.

[beejeebus@drupal.community]

@JadedBlueEyes seems like the sort of thing @davidgerard would like to read

[deliciousmile@mstdn.social]

@JadedBlueEyes sasuga Buttflare

[davidgerard@circumstances.run]

@beejeebus @JadedBlueEyes for horrified and appalled levels of "like"

so i guess that's a yes

[itswoland@mastodon.ml]

@JadedBlueEyes

Are they upload the code to public repo AS IS?

If so, we are in a deep shit.
If not, maybe they publish the open-source boilerplate, when the auth was proprietary

[cambria@hachyderm.io]

@JadedBlueEyes
It's just like that time I implemented Matrix in ActivityPub!

https://hachyderm.io/@cambria/115970344802897969