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If a baguette could move, how would it move?

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  • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

    If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
    (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

    nilz@norden.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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    #5

    @sheepfilms

    I know this from my kitchen, the old baguette moves very slowly on a green mold...

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    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

      If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
      (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

      bimmer@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
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      #6

      @sheepfilms I'm a fan of #2 galloping grain

      #8 sourdough snek sparks joy also

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      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

        Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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        #7

        @sheepfilms 5

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        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

          Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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          #8

          @sheepfilms Thanks I hate them all 😂😂😂

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          • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

            Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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            #9

            @sheepfilms It stays where it is and it moves the universe around it.

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            • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

              Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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              #10

              @sheepfilms
              7, Obviously. It needs to move intact, otherwise there would be crumbs all over the place. And 7 is the right way to walk as a refined gentleman would, because a baguette is elegant not riffraff.

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              • henryk@chaos.socialH henryk@chaos.social

                @sheepfilms
                7, Obviously. It needs to move intact, otherwise there would be crumbs all over the place. And 7 is the right way to walk as a refined gentleman would, because a baguette is elegant not riffraff.

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                #11

                @henryk Great reasoning, thank you 🙂

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                • keefjudge@mastodon.socialK keefjudge@mastodon.social

                  @sheepfilms Thanks I hate them all 😂😂😂

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                  #12

                  @KeefJudge apologies!

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                  • bimmer@beige.partyB bimmer@beige.party

                    @sheepfilms I'm a fan of #2 galloping grain

                    #8 sourdough snek sparks joy also

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                    #13

                    @bimmer Thank you, you basically picked my two personal favourites 😀

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                    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                      @KeefJudge apologies!

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                      #14

                      @sheepfilms @KeefJudge

                      Seriously! Baguettes 1 and 8 are a special form of nightmare fuel I didn’t know I didn’t want until just now.

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                      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                        Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                        #15

                        @sheepfilms 5 just seems most efficient and least damaging when it's a bit dried out even if it's one of the least fun options

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                        • fds@mastodon.socialF fds@mastodon.social

                          @sheepfilms 5 just seems most efficient and least damaging when it's a bit dried out even if it's one of the least fun options

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                          #16

                          @fds agreed, it's probably what I'd call the most realistic. But is there much fun in realism?

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                          • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                            If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                            (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                            #17

                            @sheepfilms

                            Freshly baked: 4

                            A nice crusty baguette, when cooled: 3 with the option of rolling on it's side as well.

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                            • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                              Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                              #18

                              @sheepfilms
                              No self-respecting baguette would destroy its delicious crust with all that bending.

                              I vote 6. Seems the most French.

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                              • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                                #19

                                @sheepfilms

                                5. I was looking for 5 in the original list.

                                8. THE COOLEST.

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                                • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                  If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                  (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                                  #20

                                  @sheepfilms 1. Don't know why. It just seems right.

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                                  • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                    @bimmer Thank you, you basically picked my two personal favourites 😀

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                                    #21

                                    @sheepfilms if you ever do more, can I suggest -

                                    corkscrewing through the air like a propeller
                                    and
                                    flapping like wings?

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                                    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                      Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                                      #22

                                      @sheepfilms 3 or perhaps 5

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                                      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                        If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                        (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                                        #23

                                        @sheepfilms

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                                        • giamedin@woof.groupG giamedin@woof.group

                                          @sheepfilms @KeefJudge

                                          Seriously! Baguettes 1 and 8 are a special form of nightmare fuel I didn’t know I didn’t want until just now.

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                                          #24

                                          @Giamedin @sheepfilms @KeefJudge
                                          1 and 8 are my favorites but I don't disagree they are also nightmares.

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