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If a baguette could move, how would it move?

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  • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

    If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
    (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

    sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #3

    Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

    yvg@indieweb.socialY keefjudge@mastodon.socialK dimanche@piaille.frD henryk@chaos.socialH fds@mastodon.socialF 28 Replies Last reply
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    • G guenther@chaos.social

      @sheepfilms

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      #4

      @guenther ➡️ https://mastodon.social/@sheepfilms/117207147941494933

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      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

        If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
        (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

        nilz@norden.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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        #5

        @sheepfilms

        I know this from my kitchen, the old baguette moves very slowly on a green mold...

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        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

          If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
          (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

          bimmer@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
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          #6

          @sheepfilms I'm a fan of #2 galloping grain

          #8 sourdough snek sparks joy also

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          • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

            Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

            yvg@indieweb.socialY This user is from outside of this forum
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            #7

            @sheepfilms 5

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            • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

              Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

              keefjudge@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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              #8

              @sheepfilms Thanks I hate them all 😂😂😂

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              • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                #9

                @sheepfilms It stays where it is and it moves the universe around it.

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                • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                  Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                  #10

                  @sheepfilms
                  7, Obviously. It needs to move intact, otherwise there would be crumbs all over the place. And 7 is the right way to walk as a refined gentleman would, because a baguette is elegant not riffraff.

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                  • henryk@chaos.socialH henryk@chaos.social

                    @sheepfilms
                    7, Obviously. It needs to move intact, otherwise there would be crumbs all over the place. And 7 is the right way to walk as a refined gentleman would, because a baguette is elegant not riffraff.

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                    #11

                    @henryk Great reasoning, thank you 🙂

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                    • keefjudge@mastodon.socialK keefjudge@mastodon.social

                      @sheepfilms Thanks I hate them all 😂😂😂

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                      #12

                      @KeefJudge apologies!

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                      • bimmer@beige.partyB bimmer@beige.party

                        @sheepfilms I'm a fan of #2 galloping grain

                        #8 sourdough snek sparks joy also

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                        #13

                        @bimmer Thank you, you basically picked my two personal favourites 😀

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                        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                          @KeefJudge apologies!

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                          #14

                          @sheepfilms @KeefJudge

                          Seriously! Baguettes 1 and 8 are a special form of nightmare fuel I didn’t know I didn’t want until just now.

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                          • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                            Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                            #15

                            @sheepfilms 5 just seems most efficient and least damaging when it's a bit dried out even if it's one of the least fun options

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                            • fds@mastodon.socialF fds@mastodon.social

                              @sheepfilms 5 just seems most efficient and least damaging when it's a bit dried out even if it's one of the least fun options

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                              #16

                              @fds agreed, it's probably what I'd call the most realistic. But is there much fun in realism?

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                              • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                                #17

                                @sheepfilms

                                Freshly baked: 4

                                A nice crusty baguette, when cooled: 3 with the option of rolling on it's side as well.

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                                • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                  Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                                  #18

                                  @sheepfilms
                                  No self-respecting baguette would destroy its delicious crust with all that bending.

                                  I vote 6. Seems the most French.

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                                  • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                    Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                                    #19

                                    @sheepfilms

                                    5. I was looking for 5 in the original list.

                                    8. THE COOLEST.

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                                    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                      If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                      (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                                      #20

                                      @sheepfilms 1. Don't know why. It just seems right.

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                                      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                        @bimmer Thank you, you basically picked my two personal favourites 😀

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                                        #21

                                        @sheepfilms if you ever do more, can I suggest -

                                        corkscrewing through the air like a propeller
                                        and
                                        flapping like wings?

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                                        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                          Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                                          #22

                                          @sheepfilms 3 or perhaps 5

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