If your website doesn’t load in under 3 seconds* on an expensive phone in The Software Town, you did it wrong.
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If your website doesn’t load in under 3 seconds* on an expensive phone in The Software Town, you did it wrong. Yes, this means every social media company and every newspaper are doing it wrong. I said what I said
*The true quality bar is 0.5 seconds, but I’m feeling unreasonably generous today
@fugueish
When I worked on storefront navigation software, even fucking _BassPro_ SLA'd 83 milliseconds at the 90th percentile.
Giving people three digits of milliseconds is already surrender. -
If your website doesn’t load in under 3 seconds* on an expensive phone in The Software Town, you did it wrong. Yes, this means every social media company and every newspaper are doing it wrong. I said what I said
*The true quality bar is 0.5 seconds, but I’m feeling unreasonably generous today
@fugueish I went to a meetup of local web developers. At some point I told them my web site URL, and a couple of them pulled it up on their phones, and asked how on earth I got it to load so quickly and what hosting I was using to get that kind of performance. ($4 a month VPS, Debian and caddy.)
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@fugueish
When I worked on storefront navigation software, even fucking _BassPro_ SLA'd 83 milliseconds at the 90th percentile.
Giving people three digits of milliseconds is already surrender. -
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@fugueish I went to a meetup of local web developers. At some point I told them my web site URL, and a couple of them pulled it up on their phones, and asked how on earth I got it to load so quickly and what hosting I was using to get that kind of performance. ($4 a month VPS, Debian and caddy.)
@mathew Yep
“How did I get it so fast? I did way less work” -
If your website doesn’t load in under 3 seconds* on an expensive phone in The Software Town, you did it wrong. Yes, this means every social media company and every newspaper are doing it wrong. I said what I said
*The true quality bar is 0.5 seconds, but I’m feeling unreasonably generous today
@fugueish yep I want the WWW of 1997 with the ISP uplinks of 2026
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If your website doesn’t load in under 3 seconds* on an expensive phone in The Software Town, you did it wrong. Yes, this means every social media company and every newspaper are doing it wrong. I said what I said
*The true quality bar is 0.5 seconds, but I’m feeling unreasonably generous today
@fugueish I'd say every website that doesn't work on Lynx Browser over Iridium or Tor Browser with disabled JavaScript over 2G should be banned from existing it's developers forced to fix it!
- Anything else is too much lenience for Enshittification…
- Seriously, stuff like FrogFind should be unnecessary to begin with!!!
#Sarcasm #Commentary #LynxBrowser #TorBrowser #2G #Tor #Iridium #Narrowband #FrogFind #JS #JavaScript #AntiJS #AntiJavascriptAction #Malware #Bloatware #Enshittification
- Anything else is too much lenience for Enshittification…
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If your website doesn’t load in under 3 seconds* on an expensive phone in The Software Town, you did it wrong. Yes, this means every social media company and every newspaper are doing it wrong. I said what I said
*The true quality bar is 0.5 seconds, but I’m feeling unreasonably generous today
@fugueish If your website doesn’t load in under 2 seconds on an a shitty 4 year old phone phone in anywhere I have at least 3 bars of 5G, you did it wrong.
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@fugueish If your website doesn’t load in under 2 seconds on an a shitty 4 year old phone phone in anywhere I have at least 3 bars of 5G, you did it wrong.
@fugueish I am also being generous with 3 bars of 5G and only a 4 year old device.
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