I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting.
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I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. It's supposed to be vulgar and sexist but instead it raises all of these questions about geometry and what legs even are... are legs vectors? If they "go up" do they also go down?
When I think about legs that go all the way I think about sea spiders.
You encounter a person so beautiful you forget how Euclidean geometry works.
That's not low lust, that is love.
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I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. It's supposed to be vulgar and sexist but instead it raises all of these questions about geometry and what legs even are... are legs vectors? If they "go up" do they also go down?
When I think about legs that go all the way I think about sea spiders.
@futurebird I've never heard of it and I sort of struggle to parse it as well. I mean, I guess? They will always go up until they're no longer legs...
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You encounter a person so beautiful you forget how Euclidean geometry works.
That's not low lust, that is love.
@futurebird Or a failed sanity check. But arguably not too different.
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I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. It's supposed to be vulgar and sexist but instead it raises all of these questions about geometry and what legs even are... are legs vectors? If they "go up" do they also go down?
When I think about legs that go all the way I think about sea spiders.
@futurebird Fortunately, legs that go all the way up are also long enough to reach the ground, which is nice if you want to walk anywhere.
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@futurebird I've never heard of it and I sort of struggle to parse it as well. I mean, I guess? They will always go up until they're no longer legs...
I always think of this:
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You encounter a person so beautiful you forget how Euclidean geometry works.
That's not low lust, that is love.
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I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. It's supposed to be vulgar and sexist but instead it raises all of these questions about geometry and what legs even are... are legs vectors? If they "go up" do they also go down?
When I think about legs that go all the way I think about sea spiders.
@futurebird perhaps they become more… complex, the further up you go. feet are real. hips are not real and can’t hurt me
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I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. It's supposed to be vulgar and sexist but instead it raises all of these questions about geometry and what legs even are... are legs vectors? If they "go up" do they also go down?
When I think about legs that go all the way I think about sea spiders.
@futurebird They go all the way up to 11?
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I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. It's supposed to be vulgar and sexist but instead it raises all of these questions about geometry and what legs even are... are legs vectors? If they "go up" do they also go down?
When I think about legs that go all the way I think about sea spiders.
@futurebird Indeed, my legs can continue to move up until they clip through each other above my head and cause weird Havok glitches.
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@futurebird perhaps they become more… complex, the further up you go. feet are real. hips are not real and can’t hurt me
But hips can lie...
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But hips can lie...
@futurebird hips don’t lie algebra??
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@futurebird Indeed, my legs can continue to move up until they clip through each other above my head and cause weird Havok glitches.
@thejessiekirk @futurebird I'm picturing a paper doll overlaid onto a pair of point-down scissors, where the head is at the hinge and the handles are the continuation of the legs that go all the way up.
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I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. It's supposed to be vulgar and sexist but instead it raises all of these questions about geometry and what legs even are... are legs vectors? If they "go up" do they also go down?
When I think about legs that go all the way I think about sea spiders.
@futurebird Discontinuous azathothean singles in your area…
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@futurebird Discontinuous azathothean singles in your area…
essential singularities in your area ... and within a small delta of *every* area if we are honest about it.
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@thejessiekirk @futurebird I'm picturing a paper doll overlaid onto a pair of point-down scissors, where the head is at the hinge and the handles are the continuation of the legs that go all the way up.
@spiegelmama ... gonna need a diagram and maybe some hand puppets to get that one.
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@futurebird hips don’t lie algebra??
@omnivorous_narrator @futurebird In theory, there are groups for people like you.
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@omnivorous_narrator @futurebird In theory, there are groups for people like you.
Rings?
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I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. It's supposed to be vulgar and sexist but instead it raises all of these questions about geometry and what legs even are... are legs vectors? If they "go up" do they also go down?
When I think about legs that go all the way I think about sea spiders.
@futurebird
We joked about a woman opening her gown to show that yes, her legs go all the way to her neck.
Then she runs away in long graceful strides.And then Family Guy did the same joke 3 months later.
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I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. It's supposed to be vulgar and sexist but instead it raises all of these questions about geometry and what legs even are... are legs vectors? If they "go up" do they also go down?
When I think about legs that go all the way I think about sea spiders.
@futurebird something something projective geometry something too. If one’s legs are parallel is there nevertheless a point at infinity at which they meet?
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I've always found the catcall line "do those legs go all the way up" too surreal to be upsetting. It's supposed to be vulgar and sexist but instead it raises all of these questions about geometry and what legs even are... are legs vectors? If they "go up" do they also go down?
When I think about legs that go all the way I think about sea spiders.
@futurebird What if those legs *didn’t* go all the way up?
