PASS THE BONG

[derrydavis@techhub.social]

@GossiTheDog bong? This guy is clearly on shrooms

[wackjackle@norden.social]

@GossiTheDog What the actual fuck? Fuck this fucking society.

What is this dystopian vision of the future?

BURN SILICON VALLEY TO THE FUCKING GROUND!

[npars01@mstdn.social]

@bsmall2 @401matthall @GossiTheDog

In Jon Stewart's show on AI, he quotes Musk who believes the solution for massive AI job losses is putting everyone on UBI.

Universal Basic Income -- what a bullsh*t euphemism for total welfare.

Remember, none of these billionaires want to pay anything in taxes.

They don't even want to pay wages.

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@bsmall2

See, as per always, I think they don't realize how often they reveal their _true_ desires.

Who the fuck wants to _serve_ someone at a spa?

...

Yeah, that's right. Nobody.

Now ask yourself who the fuck wants to _be served_ at a spa?

...

Yeah, that's right. These motherfuckers.

We've allegedly invented the machinery and logic engines capable of freeing humanity from work and the world's wealthiest people dream of having human's wait on them hand and foot.

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@bsmall2

I... Have what I think is a more interesting idea.

How about we lose the robots and the overlords. Neither seems especially necessary.

"But who would horde the wealth of the planet," I hear you ask.

No. One.

It's not _private_ property.

It's communal.

And the world wasn't formed with lines drawn on it.

Fuck these people. Fuck their delusions. Fuck their inner-most desires.

_I say we eat every last chicken in this fucking place._

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

...

Jesus, I might be hungry.

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@Npars01

The wealthy have forgotten how to fear the mob.

I really do think it's time to remind them.

[cspan@tuebingen.network]

@GossiTheDog Meanwhile there is a pickpocket behind her back...

[faraiwe@mstdn.social]

@GossiTheDog puff, puff, PASS... Do NOT keep puffing

[tito_swineflu@sfba.social]

@GossiTheDog if the cars work as well as that ai vibe-coded photoshop, I'm all for it. We need cars that are limited to 10mph and require the strength of ten people to steer.

[bcasiello@floss.social]

@GossiTheDog “By 2030, I expect most CEOs will be signing virtual tits using a virtual pen while robots… wait, that sucks!”

[waledg@cyberplace.social]

@GossiTheDog I am Waleed from Gaza, Palestine. I need someone to help me create a fundraising link. Please share.

[luna@mastodon.world]

@GossiTheDog He's finally lost his mind

[vampirdaddy@chaos.social]

@GossiTheDog
The Search-and-Replace algorithm for his template engine is too slow (notice the pauses around "Germany" and "cars" ).

See also "reverse centaur".
It's probably not the worker who is getting pay for his digital twin, isn't (s)he?

[girgias@phpc.social]

@GossiTheDog man I drank a half bottle of wine and I'm like wtf is he on, how much crack cocaine does Jensen take on an hourly basis to come up with this shit.

[nonya_bidniss@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog What an oatmeal brained fool. Money does terrible things to people, who then do terrible things to the world, all the while being colossal morons. Money doesn't fix that.

[simmer@sfba.social]

@GossiTheDog Jensen is a fecken idiot. It was obvious in his Ezra Klein appearance.

[lumiworx@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog

I can only guess that once you get 'fuck-em-all' rich and can envision a forever stress-free life, brain cells suddenly turn off from survival mode, and head straight into fantasy overdrive.

But, it is absolutely possible it's groundwork to rework the cash machine to keep it all going even faster... i.e., AI v2.0 -or- circular financing, turbo style.

[colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.network]

@GossiTheDog I once imagined that folks playing video games were actually fighting real wars, remotely.

Does that mean I can be a tech CEO now?

[cassandravert@indieweb.social]

@Npars01 @bsmall2 @401matthall @GossiTheDog I agree with UBI, but where does he think the money for UBI will come from?