After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans.
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug @inthehands Just for the sake of argument, a sufficiently intelligent AI would be aware of this. It could opt for a stealthy strategy instead, like getting most of the humanity addicted to short form videos or something and persuading them it’s in their best interest to keep the data centers running. Or offering a bunch of people the life of gods in endless surplus while keeping the rest of the people in poverty and distance.
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug The “AI killing all humans” line is bullshit designed to distract from the real story: LLMs are a dead-end tech with no scope for improvement.
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug let's goooooo
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug don't even have to go in to the building to damage the machines. Pour concrete into the HVAC intake and exhaust system from outside. Those machines will fry themselves long before airflow is restored
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug i am assuming if any shenanigans happen that LE can and will geofence to see who might of been around the DC that day.
my suggestion is if you must:
leave the phone and all fancy devices at home
cover your face if you gotta walk through a surveilled public area
take public transportation
if you can, don’t directly get off near the DC
if you are picked up by LE, stfu and get a lawyer
(These are of course only suggestions)
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
On one hand, I am like: "yup, yup, oh yes, yup, seen this before".
On the other hand, I am like: "oh man, you really need a better hosting facility".
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug I'm wondering if datacentres have changed in the last 25+ years...
When I was going to a datacentre near Sterling, VA -- the building was unmarked, there was no visible 'front door' from the street. When I finally found it, the door was 4" thick, and took a substantial amount of effort to open.
Inside, you were in an empty room with no chairs, the security guards were behind bulletproof glass, and their office was about 3' higher than the floor in the room. There were multiple assault-style weapons displayed on the wall behind them.
You had to provide your name, company, and cage number before they slid down a steel box to put your driver's license and company ID into. They kept both until you returned to leave the building.
I was accompanied by an armed security guard.
The man-trap was a 25' long inclined hallway with 1" pipe spigots pointing down to the floor. When I asked what the pipes were for, he said "Urethane Foam" but didn't elaborate. To get through the door at the top of the man-trap it required a badge, an 8 digit number entered onto a PIN pad, and a biometric hand scan.
When I got to the company's cage, I was told "Don't leave your cage without calling downstairs first." Cell phones didn't work in the building, so they would hand you a wired telephone to plug in inside the cage. I wasn't about to disobey the guy with the gun.
Admittedly, this was the most extreme place I'd been, but I've also been to cold-war-era nuclear bunkers inside mountains of granite, and a small, unassuming building in the English countryside with no windows that I was told could withstand a plane hitting it -- because 90% of the building was underground.
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@matdevdug I'm wondering if datacentres have changed in the last 25+ years...
When I was going to a datacentre near Sterling, VA -- the building was unmarked, there was no visible 'front door' from the street. When I finally found it, the door was 4" thick, and took a substantial amount of effort to open.
Inside, you were in an empty room with no chairs, the security guards were behind bulletproof glass, and their office was about 3' higher than the floor in the room. There were multiple assault-style weapons displayed on the wall behind them.
You had to provide your name, company, and cage number before they slid down a steel box to put your driver's license and company ID into. They kept both until you returned to leave the building.
I was accompanied by an armed security guard.
The man-trap was a 25' long inclined hallway with 1" pipe spigots pointing down to the floor. When I asked what the pipes were for, he said "Urethane Foam" but didn't elaborate. To get through the door at the top of the man-trap it required a badge, an 8 digit number entered onto a PIN pad, and a biometric hand scan.
When I got to the company's cage, I was told "Don't leave your cage without calling downstairs first." Cell phones didn't work in the building, so they would hand you a wired telephone to plug in inside the cage. I wasn't about to disobey the guy with the gun.
Admittedly, this was the most extreme place I'd been, but I've also been to cold-war-era nuclear bunkers inside mountains of granite, and a small, unassuming building in the English countryside with no windows that I was told could withstand a plane hitting it -- because 90% of the building was underground.
@JustinDerrick There are absolutely datacenters this secure. The ones I've been in personally have been for financial trading. Those followed the security procedures you would expect. Lots of armed guards, entirely inaccessible by the street, two security checks for incoming packages and deliveries on freight elevators.
LLM datacenters are not that. They are the cheap design of datacenter, where it's basically as secure as a warehouse.
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug are you sure the guy is not named Greg?
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug Ours has K rated fencing. To be fair I don't think the point of most DC security is to fend off an infantry platoon.
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug Unforunately, the bioengineered viruses have already spread too far. Shortly after your 30-50 feral Wikipedians exit the building holding garlands of cut fiber, they start coughing blood. By the end of the week, not one of them remains alive, nor does anyone else.
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@Illuminatus I mean I once watched the Roblox guy take out the entire region by tripping on a fiber optic cable and ripping it out of a switch. I think you'll be great.
@matdevdug @Illuminatus I've seen all internet for a town be taken out with one guy, and a mini-digger with an auger drill attached.
I dread to think how long it took to get all of that cable and fibre off the drill bit. It must have been miles of it. It took them weeks to restore service.
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@matdevdug @Illuminatus I've seen all internet for a town be taken out with one guy, and a mini-digger with an auger drill attached.
I dread to think how long it took to get all of that cable and fibre off the drill bit. It must have been miles of it. It took them weeks to restore service.
@weebull @matdevdug @Illuminatus
We saw much of the wired internet for two counties taken out by just that, about 9 or so months ago.ASIDE: One of our networking folks was able to pinpoint the location using their network trace tools & send us a Google Maps photo of where it happened. When the provider later sent out photos, turned out he was exactly right.
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@matdevdug Unforunately, the bioengineered viruses have already spread too far. Shortly after your 30-50 feral Wikipedians exit the building holding garlands of cut fiber, they start coughing blood. By the end of the week, not one of them remains alive, nor does anyone else.
@novalis @matdevdug
OK but what if we're talking IRL? Where the datacenter doesn't include a fully-equipped, completely automated, on-site bioengineering lab? -
After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug Do you even have to go inside? I've been looking at some of the emf based anti-drone technology being used on the modern battlefield and have to believe it would impart the same sort of destuction on the circuits inside a data center. Assuming it could be built 'at home'. I imagine its only a matter of time until we see someone try it.
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@matdevdug @inthehands Just for the sake of argument, a sufficiently intelligent AI would be aware of this. It could opt for a stealthy strategy instead, like getting most of the humanity addicted to short form videos or something and persuading them it’s in their best interest to keep the data centers running. Or offering a bunch of people the life of gods in endless surplus while keeping the rest of the people in poverty and distance.
@zoul @matdevdug @inthehands good thing the ai is not and never will be intelligent, because its nothing more than a generative algorithm and the claim of 'intelligence' is a red herring to distract you and investors from the scam
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
Lets say this is true
the 1st time there is serious vandalism, the next day, every AI CEO is calling his team: I want better security, STAT
the 2nd time this happens, the CEO gets that look you do not want to see and says to his team: there is not going to be a 3rd time
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug I've thought that data centers would be tremendously vulnerable to the tactic of sit-down strikes. A few people on the inside, a dozen or so on the outside to maintain communication through the doors, and a hundred or so general protestors around them, and you could keep a data center completely shut down for a long time.
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug well maybe we don't need humans. A few ducks (or maybe geese for the better!) can do the job already https://mastodon.online/@Pepijn/115021948428162829
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After years inside datacenters, it’s hard to be afraid of AI killing all humans. I've seen the "secure facility." It's a chain link fence and a guy named Gary.
Night shift is usually 10-20 people. Two hundred people could shut a datacenter down with nothing but a Wikipedia article on fiber optics and some enthusiasm. Start swinging and you’ll hit something valuable pretty fast.
The "secure cages"? Chain link. The lobby's got badges and mancatchers and a guard who checks your ID like it insulted him. Out back it's a sliding metal door, propped open with a folding chair by whoever's waiting on FedEx.
It's not a fortress. It's a strip mall with better cable management.
@matdevdug Bold of you to assume all DCEs are capable of better cable management than a strip mall.
