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  • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

    @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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    #26

    @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross Obviously, your immediate course of action is to create an #occutrousers entry on #UrbanDictionary.

    Edit: It exists. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=occutrouser

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    • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

      @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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      #27

      @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

      I get the impression that occutrousers are a good thing, at least in this case. Though I can imagine that if different occutrousers replaced these it would be very bad.

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      • alicemcalicepants@ohai.socialA alicemcalicepants@ohai.social

        @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I once got some copy back from a (lovely, brilliant) academic who'd been promoted to Professor, so she'd find-and-replaced every instance of 'Dr' in the document, inventing the word 'professoriven' in the process 😁

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        #28

        @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross yu. I changed a character's name from Roy to Fred, and had him sailing up the Channel in a destfreder.

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        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

          #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

          Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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          #29

          @cstross
          The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
          Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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          • illuminatus@mstdn.socialI illuminatus@mstdn.social

            @quixoticgeek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I'm sorry, but this is hilarious.

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            #30

            @Illuminatus @quixoticgeek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

            Double!

            🤣

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            • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

              @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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              #31

              @owent
              Soup adverts all over again.
              @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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              • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                #32

                @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

                May I assume that instead of dollars the bill was payed in puppetars?

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                • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                  @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                  #33

                  @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

                  No no no; "trousers" are plural, so the next line should be "Are they going to fall down?"

                  <Cue custard pie fight>

                  <Ahem>

                  Sorry. 3:O(>

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                  • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

                    @cstross
                    The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                    Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                    #34

                    @towo @cstross

                    Has anyone yet managed to parbreastion a disk?

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                    • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

                      @cstross
                      The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                      Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                      #35

                      @towo @cstross mixing this with the scunthorpe problem can lead to some amusement, such as buttbuttinating someone.

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                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                        #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

                        Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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                        #36

                        @cstross

                        I think the canonical example was a US newspaper - the New York Times, possibly - stating that the economy was "back in the African-American."

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                        • towo@chaos.socialT towo@chaos.social

                          @cstross
                          The good old "dawizard" from D&D comes to mind.
                          Hint for the unitiated: 4d6 dawizard.

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                          #37

                          @towo @cstross different, but not unrelated to the s****horpe problem.

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                          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                            #WritersCoffeeClub Apr 24 Share a silly mistake you've made while writing.

                            Character name changes. If for some reason you change the name of a character you *really* need to double-check that it's changed *everywhere*. Hint: regular expressions and global *conditional* search/replace are your tools. Also how to manage word stemming with regexps. Then triple-check *everything*. Otherwise—guaranteed—you'll flip a character's name in one paragraph and the internet will never let you forget it!

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                            #38

                            @cstross Always check for the word boundaries 😅

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                            • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                              @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                              #39

                              @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross Is there any course for refrock?

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                              • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                                @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                #40

                                @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross "buttbuttination of the ambbuttador"…

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                                • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                                  @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                  #41

                                  @owent That’s it, I’m calling the things covering my legs occutrousers from now on.

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                                  • blotosmetek@circumstances.runB blotosmetek@circumstances.run

                                    @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross "buttbuttination of the ambbuttador"…

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                                    #42

                                    @blotosmetek @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross I heard about the book that replaced "mage" with Wizard" and someone ended up gazing at a painted iwizard...

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                                    • owent@mastodon.socialO owent@mastodon.social

                                      @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross

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                                      #43

                                      @owent @alicemcalicepants @nullcolaship @davidtheeviloverlord @cstross Blimey!

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                                      • gavin57@toot.walesG gavin57@toot.wales

                                        @owent That’s it, I’m calling the things covering my legs occutrousers from now on.

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                                        #44

                                        @gavin57 @owent Gavin, umm Nigel is looking for you.. just saying..

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                                        • fratm@mastodon.socialF fratm@mastodon.social

                                          @gavin57 @owent Gavin, umm Nigel is looking for you.. just saying..

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                                          #45

                                          @Fratm @owent Nigel? Sorry, it's late, that went right over my head.

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