Inspirert av ein youtube-video skal eg i år skrive ned samlinga av mine spontane favorittvitsar, nemleg “Åh, det er namnet på mitt [insert rar musikksjanger]-band!”.
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@tanketom Eg har høyrt at The Ample Men sitt nyaste album skal vere ganske bra – det heiter visst Ample Road.
@kraks Eg elskar Across the U-bahn.
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januar, 15 bandnamn:
- Surfekreft
- Minekreft
- Fallitt og fallos
- Sjølvforsvarsagurk / Selbstverteidigungszucchini
- Bosshøne
- Smelta Ost
- Donut Broccoli
- Broken Socks Nursery
- High Carb Husbands
- Accidental Crow Impression
- Gentle enough for a Dutchman
- Koala Looksmaxxing
- Identifying Traffic Lights
- The Ample Men
- Feil salatfebruar, 19 bandnamn:
- Blekksprutpsykose
- Chocolate Overtones
- Well-placed Bananas
- Literal Dick Measuring Contest
- Just 3 cm more
- Professional Sports Was A Mistake
- Telemark After Dark
- Beyond Germans
- Hahaaaa, Cemento Fresco!
- Eine Comfy Tisch
- Non-Prophet Organisation
- Some Occasional Reluctance
- Esoteric Bitches
- Your Bananas Saved Me
- Imaginary Spreadsheets
- Kill Phollins
- Communal Butter
- Parking Lot Katanas/Parking Lot Swords
- diversified savagery -
februar, 19 bandnamn:
- Blekksprutpsykose
- Chocolate Overtones
- Well-placed Bananas
- Literal Dick Measuring Contest
- Just 3 cm more
- Professional Sports Was A Mistake
- Telemark After Dark
- Beyond Germans
- Hahaaaa, Cemento Fresco!
- Eine Comfy Tisch
- Non-Prophet Organisation
- Some Occasional Reluctance
- Esoteric Bitches
- Your Bananas Saved Me
- Imaginary Spreadsheets
- Kill Phollins
- Communal Butter
- Parking Lot Katanas/Parking Lot Swords
- diversified savagerymars, 37 bandnamn (dette byrjar å bli for langt):
- Fish Soup Is Hard To Make for Vegetarians
- Death Perception
- The Storytelling Opportunities
- Severe Boundary Violation Protocol
- Emotional Data Points
- Norsk kreft
- Roinnbaillsafari
- Thank You For Hitting My Banana
- Internet Hole
- Reasonably Successful Bagging
- Roughly Organised by Colour
- Cocaine in the Kindergarden
- Black Umbrella Lottery
- Winning By Your Banana
- Blotte Nærvær
- Føkkings Førde
- Able To Say
- Boytato
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mars, 37 bandnamn (dette byrjar å bli for langt):
- Fish Soup Is Hard To Make for Vegetarians
- Death Perception
- The Storytelling Opportunities
- Severe Boundary Violation Protocol
- Emotional Data Points
- Norsk kreft
- Roinnbaillsafari
- Thank You For Hitting My Banana
- Internet Hole
- Reasonably Successful Bagging
- Roughly Organised by Colour
- Cocaine in the Kindergarden
- Black Umbrella Lottery
- Winning By Your Banana
- Blotte Nærvær
- Føkkings Førde
- Able To Say
- Boytato
(forts.)(framhald)
- The Biscuit Joiners
- Thin Red Lion
- My House Unfinished
- Dongles for Days
- Snill med vilje
- Dubstep Windmill Football Creation
- Dubber Cuck Roading
- Abortion in Alabama
- Biblically Accurate Swedish Pizza
- Historielaus Bart
- Dei Historielause Barberarane
- King Boo Debut
- I didn’t consider your cheese needs
- Your Cheese Needs
- Sacks of Organs
- Bodies Without Experience
- Saktegåande popcorn
- Slow Popcorn
- Knullsyre -
@eivind Stort sett er det berre eg som skyt inn i ein setning når nokon har sett saman nokre ord på ein luddig måte, og eg seier "DET… er namnet på ska-punk-bandet mitt!". Innimellom kjem det tilsvarande frå tekstar eg les. Og ytterst få gonger tenkjer eg dei fram heilt sjølv.
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@eivind Stort sett er det berre eg som skyt inn i ein setning når nokon har sett saman nokre ord på ein luddig måte, og eg seier "DET… er namnet på ska-punk-bandet mitt!". Innimellom kjem det tilsvarande frå tekstar eg les. Og ytterst få gonger tenkjer eg dei fram heilt sjølv.
@eivind "Føkkings Førde" meiner eg til dømes er eit sitat frå Mord i Sogn, om ein politimeister som heiter Førde som ikkje er så kul. "Biblically Accurate Swedish Pizza" er frå ein Reddit-tråd. Alt som omhandlar bananar er frå Mario Kart-speling i lunsjen på jobb.
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- The Biscuit Joiners
- Thin Red Lion
- My House Unfinished
- Dongles for Days
- Snill med vilje
- Dubstep Windmill Football Creation
- Dubber Cuck Roading
- Abortion in Alabama
- Biblically Accurate Swedish Pizza
- Historielaus Bart
- Dei Historielause Barberarane
- King Boo Debut
- I didn’t consider your cheese needs
- Your Cheese Needs
- Sacks of Organs
- Bodies Without Experience
- Saktegåande popcorn
- Slow Popcorn
- KnullsyreApril, 27 bandnamn:
- Cheese of the Kingdom Pie
- Smack the Lettuce on the Bench
- Håp og sprett
- Tru, hopp og kjærleik
- Psykososialkontoret
- Performative Sympathy
- All Windows Computers Do Is Destroy Me
- Pooling for Cheese
- My body is my poorly lit backyard
- Digestive Ruffage
- Testosterone Rex
- Caterpillar on Caterpillar Action
- Double Ladle Scenario
- Angry Vocal Collective
- Becoming Canadian
- Blasphemur -
April, 27 bandnamn:
- Cheese of the Kingdom Pie
- Smack the Lettuce on the Bench
- Håp og sprett
- Tru, hopp og kjærleik
- Psykososialkontoret
- Performative Sympathy
- All Windows Computers Do Is Destroy Me
- Pooling for Cheese
- My body is my poorly lit backyard
- Digestive Ruffage
- Testosterone Rex
- Caterpillar on Caterpillar Action
- Double Ladle Scenario
- Angry Vocal Collective
- Becoming Canadian
- Blasphemur(framhald)
- Sushi up Stoltzen
- Generational Chokers
- Funky in the Ship
- Layman’s Beige
- Hit Point Sluts
- Growing in Algorithmic Ruins
- Moroccan Keynote
- Smells like an evil mannequin
- Bjørghain
- Svettskremd
- Kjekt system -
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- Sushi up Stoltzen
- Generational Chokers
- Funky in the Ship
- Layman’s Beige
- Hit Point Sluts
- Growing in Algorithmic Ruins
- Moroccan Keynote
- Smells like an evil mannequin
- Bjørghain
- Svettskremd
- Kjekt systemMånadens liste startar sterkt:
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Månadens liste startar sterkt:
Mai, 34 bandnamn:
- Mit Deinen Bakterien Schon am Nacho
- He Might Be Dead, I Don’t Know
- Might Be Dead
- Frie Midler
- Kattunger i Carporten
- Kittens in the car port
- Three frogs in a trench coat
- Caffeinated Mood
- Swedish Exposure Measures
- Swedish Exposure Therapy
- Intervowen Zebras
- Weird Name for a Baby
- Crying into my trumpet
- Tart Bursts
- Bursted Tarts
- Asfaltrøynsle
- Context Entropy
- Våt myr
- Kulturlekkasje
- My Potential Flag Pole
- How Did You Find Me -
Mai, 34 bandnamn:
- Mit Deinen Bakterien Schon am Nacho
- He Might Be Dead, I Don’t Know
- Might Be Dead
- Frie Midler
- Kattunger i Carporten
- Kittens in the car port
- Three frogs in a trench coat
- Caffeinated Mood
- Swedish Exposure Measures
- Swedish Exposure Therapy
- Intervowen Zebras
- Weird Name for a Baby
- Crying into my trumpet
- Tart Bursts
- Bursted Tarts
- Asfaltrøynsle
- Context Entropy
- Våt myr
- Kulturlekkasje
- My Potential Flag Pole
- How Did You Find Me(framhald)
- Nudging Slugs
- Slug Nudgers
- Trang potet
- These Goddamned Trousers
- Unresolved Scooter Trauma
- Everything is a Turing Test
- Janitor Emeritus
- A Threatening Absence Of Clowns
- The Preset Bananas
- Kjærkomen for høns
- Christian Machine Intelligence
- Generic Billionaire Pedophile -
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- Nudging Slugs
- Slug Nudgers
- Trang potet
- These Goddamned Trousers
- Unresolved Scooter Trauma
- Everything is a Turing Test
- Janitor Emeritus
- A Threatening Absence Of Clowns
- The Preset Bananas
- Kjærkomen for høns
- Christian Machine Intelligence
- Generic Billionaire PedophileJuni, 42 bandnamn:
- Swear it on your t-shirt
- Dei nyttevekstkyndige
- Shell-choked on the curly apostrophe
- Made out of the internet
- If I want you, Enumerated Lark
- The Enumerated Larks
- Only Wish It Was
- Jeg velger meg Jar Jar
- Release Your Inner Salmon
- Vibecoded LARP
- Smelta Brunost
- CrankGPT
- upper-class post-slop taste sensibilities
- Embrace Ego Death
- Wizard Sleepover
- The wizards stay up late
- Wizard Cheese Sandwich -
Juni, 42 bandnamn:
- Swear it on your t-shirt
- Dei nyttevekstkyndige
- Shell-choked on the curly apostrophe
- Made out of the internet
- If I want you, Enumerated Lark
- The Enumerated Larks
- Only Wish It Was
- Jeg velger meg Jar Jar
- Release Your Inner Salmon
- Vibecoded LARP
- Smelta Brunost
- CrankGPT
- upper-class post-slop taste sensibilities
- Embrace Ego Death
- Wizard Sleepover
- The wizards stay up late
- Wizard Cheese Sandwich(framhald)
- Jamen i helvete da, eg har ikkje trykt på den jævla knappen
- Pølsemisnøye
- Skinkekryss
- Blodmjølk
- Dei tvilsame fruktene
- Dips in General
- Ultimate Thesis Defense
- I wanted Elon Musk to Poledance
- Elon Musk Poledance Masterclass
- Manifest Mediocracy
- I Gained Gloves By Dying -
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- Jamen i helvete da, eg har ikkje trykt på den jævla knappen
- Pølsemisnøye
- Skinkekryss
- Blodmjølk
- Dei tvilsame fruktene
- Dips in General
- Ultimate Thesis Defense
- I wanted Elon Musk to Poledance
- Elon Musk Poledance Masterclass
- Manifest Mediocracy
- I Gained Gloves By Dying(framhald)
- Laser-Ignited Farts
- Fart lighting hypothesis
- No Inflection Needed
- Double Speed Youtube Cadence
- Midnight Posting Angry Comments
- Rapid Onset Afternoon Nap
- Suzuki What The Fuck
- The Variscan Orogeny
- Dei geologiske prosessane
- Fooled by the Grain Again
- Improper Body Mechanics
- SORRY TO MY HOTEL
- Temu Thor -
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- Laser-Ignited Farts
- Fart lighting hypothesis
- No Inflection Needed
- Double Speed Youtube Cadence
- Midnight Posting Angry Comments
- Rapid Onset Afternoon Nap
- Suzuki What The Fuck
- The Variscan Orogeny
- Dei geologiske prosessane
- Fooled by the Grain Again
- Improper Body Mechanics
- SORRY TO MY HOTEL
- Temu Thorjuli, 34 bandnamn:
- Tangible Screams
- Tactical Toddlers
- Edible At Best
- Ranked Unemployment
- Three-Nil In My Heart
- Parmeggiano Gelato
- He’s Early
- DIY Skybox
- The Largest Belgian
- Super Soup Wizard
- Communal Bubble Gum
- Kommunal Tyggis
- Marxism Speedrun
- A Taser for Divers
- Neon Bueno
- Røykepause
- Corrosive Pit Juice
- Legacy By Bananas
- The Late Millennials
- Sixteen Broken Jaws
- Occasionally Derogatory
- Neither Prepared Nor Relaxed
- Wrong By 17000 Kilometers -
juli, 34 bandnamn:
- Tangible Screams
- Tactical Toddlers
- Edible At Best
- Ranked Unemployment
- Three-Nil In My Heart
- Parmeggiano Gelato
- He’s Early
- DIY Skybox
- The Largest Belgian
- Super Soup Wizard
- Communal Bubble Gum
- Kommunal Tyggis
- Marxism Speedrun
- A Taser for Divers
- Neon Bueno
- Røykepause
- Corrosive Pit Juice
- Legacy By Bananas
- The Late Millennials
- Sixteen Broken Jaws
- Occasionally Derogatory
- Neither Prepared Nor Relaxed
- Wrong By 17000 Kilometers(framhald)
- Danish Detected
- Tangible Coffee Maker Mold
- Unlicensed Booty
- Uses for a Banana
- Makeshift Planeshift
- I Knew I Had To Find Cowboys
- oh boy another opportunity for delusion!
- Sewage Leak Bunads
- Traditional Folk Hazmat Suits
- Mysterious Ceiling Syrup
- Mysterious Ceiling Syrup Harvest Season -
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- Danish Detected
- Tangible Coffee Maker Mold
- Unlicensed Booty
- Uses for a Banana
- Makeshift Planeshift
- I Knew I Had To Find Cowboys
- oh boy another opportunity for delusion!
- Sewage Leak Bunads
- Traditional Folk Hazmat Suits
- Mysterious Ceiling Syrup
- Mysterious Ceiling Syrup Harvest Seasonaugust, 26 bandnamn:
- Punishment for Geometry
- Western Norwegian Restraint
- Orthodogs
- Cobblestones are my enemies now
- How I Met Your Dragon
- Spaceship Mating Geometry
- Bittelitt snø igjen
- Sint og naken
- Radioactive Reindeer Meat
- Vegan Bike Maniacs
- Worse Crust
- Grilling i Fana
- An intuition-based amount of sodium chloride
- Trolldeig frå Taiwan
- Endring i Ketchup
- Interfaculty Tensions
- Fish Amok
- The Regrettable Titles
- The Performative Light Switches -
august, 26 bandnamn:
- Punishment for Geometry
- Western Norwegian Restraint
- Orthodogs
- Cobblestones are my enemies now
- How I Met Your Dragon
- Spaceship Mating Geometry
- Bittelitt snø igjen
- Sint og naken
- Radioactive Reindeer Meat
- Vegan Bike Maniacs
- Worse Crust
- Grilling i Fana
- An intuition-based amount of sodium chloride
- Trolldeig frå Taiwan
- Endring i Ketchup
- Interfaculty Tensions
- Fish Amok
- The Regrettable Titles
- The Performative Light Switches(framhald)
- A Ghost Taught Me Double Jump
- The Kitchen Habits
- Irregular Kitchen Habits
- Many Pies From Above
- Rasjonelt fjøsstell
- Lazerstag
- The Push Hung
