tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[tired_panda@mastodon.social]

@peter THE SHEET I CANT

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@peter

The applause at the end is the icing.

[frantasaur@mastodon.ie]

@peter it just wants to watch it’s media and be left alone. #murderbot

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@peter

"You deliver things on a tray."

Robot:

[pdd@mastodon.social]

@peter the front fell off

[tipjip@bonn.social]

@peter
I like that they knew this would happen. They had the blankets ready in no time at all.

[dukeduke@mastodon.social]

RE: https://ohai.social/@GIFS_of_Puppets/116963590667661965

@peter Same.

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@peter

It's a coffee table, not a robot.

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@peter

...

So...

One of the more disturbing aspects of humanoid robots is your carrying around a humanoid body when the damn thing breaks.

[n1xnx@tilde.zone]

@tj @peter
I have occasionally had the impulse to fall out of my chair clutching my throat during a staff meeting. Does that count?

[darwinwoodka@mastodon.social]

@simonzerafa @peter

It's a coffee table AND a robot

[darwinwoodka@mastodon.social]

@Frantasaur @peter

don't we all

[cmdrsprocket@mathstodon.xyz]

@distincteclare @peter ... lagen griffbereit

[ruthoday2@chaosfem.tw]

@peter

They were rather quick with the body bags, I wonder if the robot was in the Green Room saying, "I can't go on!"

[distincteclare@social.tchncs.de]

@cmdrSprocket @peter

Indeed!

Hmmm, Inszenierung?

[malducin@mastodon.social]

@peter it was Murder ... bot. On the next CSI: Silicon Valley

[cmdrsprocket@mathstodon.xyz]

@distincteclare @peter glaube ich nicht. Eher geht dauernd schief aber wir versuchen es trotzdem.

[darwinwoodka@mastodon.social]

@peter

halp I've fallen and I can't get up

[lhauser@mefi.social]

@peter Surprised the robot didn't have boobs.

[ghosttie@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@peter Manufacturer's protocol dictates I cannot be captured. I must self-destruct.