Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
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@Darkphoenix Right?! Like, why is this baby cow wandering around? How has it committed offenses in the past that led to this ban? What offenses did it commit? Can she read? Does she know she's banned? Does she know what she's done?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Most importantly, can I have her? I'm sure she'll fit in the mazda. It'll be fine. Cows love car rides. Well known fact.
@MissConstrue
And, perhaps pertinent, what kind of business is this?
OH, they definitely love car rides. Even bison love car rides, although a convertible is required in order for the bison to get in and out. -
@MissConstrue
And, perhaps pertinent, what kind of business is this?
OH, they definitely love car rides. Even bison love car rides, although a convertible is required in order for the bison to get in and out.@MissConstrue check out Bailey the Bison.
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@MissConstrue Maybe India, where cows roam freely?
@CStamp @MissConstrue im indian and i dont know if the cows in india look like this one
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue let.her.in!
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue I’m sorry, but I would let him in.
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue maybe it’s a dispensary and someone told the baby cow they have grass
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue most bizzarely this looks like a suburban street, possibly in the UK - I'd be inclined to let the cow in at least temporarily, as I'd be worried about it wandering into live traffic (then call the Fire Brigade who will be better equipped to find a more suitable location for it)
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@MissConstrue I’m sorry, but I would let him in.
@Beachbum I dunno...we haven't seen the big cow eyes...they can be pretty adorable.
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue
There was a duck neme this is ai -
@MissConstrue maybe it’s a dispensary and someone told the baby cow they have grass
@Moss Literally lol
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@MissConstrue most bizzarely this looks like a suburban street, possibly in the UK - I'd be inclined to let the cow in at least temporarily, as I'd be worried about it wandering into live traffic (then call the Fire Brigade who will be better equipped to find a more suitable location for it)
@vfrmedia My first thought was Scotland, based on the color of the light, but everything looks new...the sidewalk and the parking lines and everything look fresh.
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@MissConstrue
There was a duck neme this is ai@kevinrns No... I'ma be so mad if I got fooled by ai. I'll go run it through some detectors.
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@MissConstrue
There was a duck neme this is ai@kevinrns @MissConstrue Clear selfie reflection but no cow reflection, and the tape on the sign sort of goes in front of and behind the cardboard. Also no glass reflection/glare in front of the cardboard. Pretty sure it's fake.
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
“Do Not Let The Duck In”
Don’t know if this is real either, but at least you can see the reflection of a duck in the glass door.
Sorry.
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
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@kevinrns No... I'ma be so mad if I got fooled by ai. I'll go run it through some detectors.
@MissConstrue @kevinrns It's 100% AI. You can see it easy without any detector.
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@kevinrns @MissConstrue Clear selfie reflection but no cow reflection, and the tape on the sign sort of goes in front of and behind the cardboard. Also no glass reflection/glare in front of the cardboard. Pretty sure it's fake.
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Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.
#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo
Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:
I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.
@MissConstrue Keeps running into their cooler and grabbing a gallon or six of milk and guzzling them down. Seems fair...
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@MissConstrue @kevinrns I'm 0% convinced.
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@MissConstrue @kevinrns It's 100% AI. You can see it easy without any detector.
