Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.

[missconstrue@mefi.social]

Y’all, someone sent this to me without context, and … I have *so* many questions.

#cowsOfMastodon #cow #why #Whatdidthebabycowdo

Update: The Cow Has Been Milkshake Ducked. Here's the original duck:

I don't know if the original is real. I don't know that anything is real any more.

[cstamp@mastodon.social]

@MissConstrue Maybe India, where cows roam freely?

[zenheathen@beige.party]

@MissConstrue I bet they have great milkshakes there

[missconstrue@mefi.social]

@CStamp Maybe, but the brickwork, sidewalk, architecture framing, and interior floor and mat, looks a lot more west texas to me than India. Maybe I've spent too much time in Texas. This can happen, it's really big and hard to escape.

[missconstrue@mefi.social]

@CStamp I wish I could see what that round sign in the far background is, that might help us place it. Round road signs are only used for grade changes in the US, iirc, but yellow isn't common for round signs in Europe or India, so it may be an advert or similar. Red herring, as it were.

[kkarhan@mastodon.social]

@MissConstrue I only know someone who had a baby sheep that always went into their kitchen…

[gygesringtone@mefi.social]

@MissConstrue I mean, very clearly there's the baby cow has been caught shop lifting and is banned from the store.

[missconstrue@mefi.social]

@Gygesringtone it must have been a simple misunderstanding....we can sort it out so he can hang out with his friends at the pinball, surely?

[missconstrue@mefi.social]

@kkarhan I've been watching a shepherd on youtube because I'm fascinated by the working dogs. I'd been pestering Beloved to let me have a lamb, and then I went to where sheep are...and sheeps are much bigger than they look from afar, I can tell you!

I do not have a lamb.

You win this round, logic...

[ozzelot@mstdn.social]

@ZenHeathen @MissConstrue Nah, that would result in warnings about boys in the yard.

[kkarhan@mastodon.social]

@MissConstrue ...granted the baby sheep then almost always slipped with the hooves on the tiled floor of the kitchen...

[darkphoenix@universeodon.com]

@MissConstrue
I too, have questions...

[missconstrue@mefi.social]

@Darkphoenix Right?! Like, why is this baby cow wandering around? How has it committed offenses in the past that led to this ban? What offenses did it commit? Can she read? Does she know she's banned? Does she know what she's done?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Most importantly, can I have her? I'm sure she'll fit in the mazda. It'll be fine. Cows love car rides. Well known fact.

[darkphoenix@universeodon.com]

@MissConstrue
And, perhaps pertinent, what kind of business is this?

OH, they definitely love car rides. Even bison love car rides, although a convertible is required in order for the bison to get in and out.

[darkphoenix@universeodon.com]

@MissConstrue check out Bailey the Bison.

[pri@cyberplace.social]

@CStamp @MissConstrue im indian and i dont know if the cows in india look like this one

[mees@sunny.garden]

@MissConstrue let.her.in!

[beachbum@mastodon.sdf.org]

@MissConstrue I’m sorry, but I would let him in.

[moss@beige.party]

@MissConstrue maybe it’s a dispensary and someone told the baby cow they have grass

[vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de]

@MissConstrue most bizzarely this looks like a suburban street, possibly in the UK - I'd be inclined to let the cow in at least temporarily, as I'd be worried about it wandering into live traffic (then call the Fire Brigade who will be better equipped to find a more suitable location for it)