Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️‍🔥"

[gsuberland@chaos.social]

@alice the face falling off absolutely killed me

[piggo@piggo.space]

@alice was the lock this shitty out of the factory, or due to wear? incredible

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@alice I am so teaching that at Hackers Teaching Hackers this year.

[thewizardofodd@kinkycats.org]

@alice You know we're going to take that as a promise, right?

@silvermoon82 @JessTheUnstill

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@rallias well, the steam power would be converted to rotational force that would be used to spin an off-center weight within a separate part of the unit.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@recursive "I have avoided, and shall continue to avoid the treatment of women by percussion, simply because I do not wish to be hoodwinked, and help to mislead others, by the vagaries of the hysterical state."

What a guy...

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@piggo it's from the 1870s, so vibrators weren't as big a threat back then.

Given its age, it still works incredibly well (unlike me).

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Sempf feel free to show the video, just please do so with a link back to me here.

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@pentup @alice

Is naming a sex toy a thing?

[mxk@hachyderm.io]

@alice ist this vibe picking? 🫨

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@w_b sure! That one is Leo (on account that it used to have a blue band and googly eyes—like Leonardo from TMNT.

@pentup

[maysonic@twit.social]

@alice @dave This and Don DeLillo’s hockey sex novel made for a fun Masto session.

[curiously@mastodon.au]

@alice oh my, I dropped my lock body.

[markwyner@mas.to]

@alice

[sempf@infosec.exchange]

@alice Thanks, and of course!

[tribear@mastodon.coffee]

@alice steampunk, or steampoke? Capt'n, ring the engine room for all ahead slow...

[rallias@hax.social]

@alice I mean, sure, but like, metallurgy in the 1800s wasn't the greatest, I don't know that I would trust it to stay intact and pressure resilient. Even if the rod that powers the vibration weight is like 5 ft long, that's still boiling hot steam 5 ft away from everything you got going on down south.

[ollivdb@nrw.social]

@alice

In the near future in a small building in a compound named Fort Knox, one guard to another:"Do you hear that strange noise?"

[steadilyebbing@girlcock.club]

@alice ah yes the triangle of content

[divverent@misskey.de]

@alice@lgbtqia.space Looks like LockPickingLawyer will replace his transparent mallet by this. Much more convenient anyway.

And also, I finally know what those things are for. I knew this was never just about "personal massage"...