Is it an open-air bribe or is it gaslighting for his supporters who will believe anything?

[dcdeejay@mastodon.online]

@AkaSci Both, boss.

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@Elizafox @AkaSci unfortunately we demonstrably have enough idiots to elect him

[robinsonoutpost@mastodon.social]

@AkaSci A cancer diagnosis will send you broke in the US...but, but $5000!!

Cue: clapping like seals

[cshishido@infosec.exchange]

@AkaSci And "every adult citizen" will have to be verfied by ICE and IRS (Treasury) records via home visits.

[akasci@fosstodon.org]

Yes, special kind of stupid = MAGA
#UsPol
2/n

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@AkaSci he forgot to mention the part where he will first redefine "citizen" to mean "white landowning republican man"

[akasci@fosstodon.org]

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me
Fool me again and again, what shame, I'm MAGA
#UsPol
3/n

[lsitongia@mstdn.social]

@AkaSci
I’m impressed that Trump didn’t say he’d give the dividend to everyone who votes Republican. We know he wouldn’t give it to anyone who votes Democrat.

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@AkaSci also, this is funny, but I wonder if you could use it to needle Republicans who believe it might happen, e.g.

would this be a good idea? why?
shouldn't it be means-tested? why not?
what does that imply about other government benefit programs?

[decapitae@mastodon.social]

@AkaSci Keep the #&$%#$%! money, I just want to follow the impending trials atbthe Hague for the next year and a half as compensation for 2016-2020 to 2025-present

[woodenmachines@mastodon.social]

@decapitae @AkaSci

The Hauge Invasion Act

https://www.hrw.org/news/2002/08/03/us-hague-invasion-act-becomes-law

[janeimber@mstdn.social]

@AkaSci Buying votes is still illegal in this country. Even if it's a lie.

[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]

@pewnack @AkaSci Yeah, good thing we don't have to worry about that...

[thriftwicker@mastodon.social]

@AkaSci This is total bullshit. BUT, if he and his family are ever held accountable, I want every fucking god damned cent they made in office taken and distributed back to the people and the programs that help them. I expect nothing less.

[kittson@social.vivaldi.net]

@AkaSci So more helicopter money. Maybe instead of borrowing moneh to give everyone 5000 dollars how about cutting government spending by 5000 dollars per taxpayer and using the money to pay off the debt.