What's your biggest turn-on when it comes to dating profile pictures?

[catdad@ohai.social]

@pencilears @sarae @alice dating a tall woman would be amaaazing, imho. That's all I'm going to say about it.

[catdad@ohai.social]

@Didthat1957 @pencilears Arrogant Bastard beer is still a beer you rent, but it lets you know it's a real tenant.

[goopadrew@infosec.exchange]

@shadow53 @pencilears @alice "I will sustain you with my love and with my fish" lol this is poetry

[lovingfalloutlondon1954@mastodon.social]

@alice Old guy, here. I want to hike the easier trails of Cinque Terre - bucket list item - but I need a girlfriend who can "fireman's carry" me if I fall out.

[lovingfalloutlondon1954@mastodon.social]

@alice I forgot to mention that I'm one of the 8 percent who voted for 'epic locations'. But epic locations is what? Selfie while visiting the Pantheon or selfie from the peak of Everest?

[didthat1957@mastodon.social]

@shadow53 @pencilears @alice

Now imagine that pic with Donald's face...

[mikal@sfba.social]

@pencilears @alice

Huh, that had never occurred to me but I guess it kind of makes sense? I always assumed it was because being outdoorsy or adventurous is hip, especially in my two dating geographies (Northern California and southern Arizona).

Ugh. Why are people. I'm starting to see the appeal of robots

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

So far, the scientifically sexiest dating profile photo is an AI-generated dog or cat, holding a firearm, lying on a pile of cash, with its dick out.

[lisra@kind.social]

@alice when a friend was on [app name] last year they shared some highlights with the rest of the group and I think the best one was "me next to my favorite ancient roman ruins" in the most "I think about the roman empire daily" way possible. In their business bro shirtsleeves.

[stephaniepixie@fandom.garden]

@alice What a catch!

[cynaq@beige.party]

@alice you know there’s a dude that wants that as a tattoo

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@LovingFalloutLondon1954 usually posing on a mountain, or standing in front of a whitewater river, but also anywhere someone has been once and took a bunch of photos so they could imply they do extraordinary things regularly.

[didthat1957@mastodon.social]

@alice no ducks with guns.

[lovingfalloutlondon1954@mastodon.social]

@alice I knew the core of your post was sarcastic but I went off on a tangent of my very own.

[pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com]

@Didthat1957 I've had enough homebrew small batch artisanal IPA's to last me a lifetime.

[pencilears@mastodon.eternalaugust.com]

@Mikal @alice if I ever loose my wife I will not be going back on the market

[tankgrrl@hachyderm.io]

@alice @LovingFalloutLondon1954 Decommissioned missile silo. So hot.

[twotired@universeodon.com]

@pencilears @alice Fill disclosure: it didn’t even occur to me that the answer implied that person was holding a fish that they caught! I was picturing a person holding a random large dead fish from the market!

[didthat1957@mastodon.social]

@pencilears

It's the sluggish stuff at the end of the bottle that you love.

[nshr@hhsocial.de]

@alice Sounds like a reasonable prompt to me.