Thanks printer, that cheered me up

[jab01701mid@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay Once about 15 years ago, I found a "Waiting to Expire" sticker in a (abandoned) IT machine room where the backup tapes were kept on a shelf, and I relocated that sticker to my office desk (when I had an office desk).

[godot@muenchen.social]

@oKolobos @Natasha_Jay
I guess, breathing in too much cyan toner could be a contributing factor.

[glitzersachen@hachyderm.io]

@prex @Natasha_Jay

Replace the toner? No?

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay

PC LOAD DISPAIR

[seindal@mastodon.uno]

@Natasha_Jay

Is there a life after cyan?

This question, which has haunted humanity since the first rainbow, might finally have an answer.

You won't believe who solved it?

[rgsteele@toque.town]

@Natasha_Jay Blossom petals fall
Replace cyan toner soon
Life almost over

[housepanther@social.goblackcat.com]

@Natasha_Jay That’s hella disturbing.

[cstephens2@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay I feel like that's a message directed personally at me. "cyan" is the first letter of my first name and then my maiden last name.

[felsqualle@manitu.social]

@Natasha_Jay Meanwhile, the printer:

"This is the end, you know
Lady, the plans we had went all wrong
We ain′t nothing but fight and shout and tears"

[okolobos@sociale.network]

@De_Minimis @Natasha_Jay
This is what our throwaway culture drives us to do

[ricardoharvin@mstdn.social]

@Natasha_Jay Finally!

[ricardoharvin@mstdn.social]

@donutage @Natasha_Jay

But a most honest, authentic one.

[joblakely@mastodon.social]

@seindal @Natasha_Jay
I don’t know but Magenta exists only in the mind.
https://colorsift.com/articles/magenta-color-doesnt-exist-design-secret-weapon

[marjolica@social.linux.pizza]

@Natasha_Jay on the other hand do you think if you feed it enough text it will achieve AGI, or at least turn into Marvin the Paranoid Android?

[olivierguinart@mastodon.world]

@Natasha_Jay @briankrebs

[ienvision@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay You've cracked the code for the tech bros who want immortality - instead of Ivermectin, they can shoot bright blue toner into their bums!! So much easier and great quantities at hand...

[davidbcohen@twit.social]

@Natasha_Jay My HP laser has been warning that the toner is low. For the last three years. That thing is probably functionally immortal.

[bencurthoys@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay
Replace cyan soon
Empty drums whisper softly
Life almost over

[pulsation@mamot.fr]

@Natasha_Jay
Nice printer #MementoMori 🤪

[ruffin@mas.to]

@OlivierGuinart @Natasha_Jay @briankrebs There it is!

“No, don’t do it, printer!”
“F* you! no cyan!”

It’s tantamount to Shakespeare.