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@cmconseils
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@cmconseils well that would slow down @BlippyTheWonderSlug
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Also: why don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is
@cmconseils Ours let's us lift the toast up so we can check, without turning the toaster off
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Chud1: "What are we going to do with all these cheap unsold android phones?"
Chud2: "You want that bagel toasted... wait, I have an idea!"
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@cmconseils does it run NetBSD?
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@cmconseils just hold the toast on a fork over the induction element
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so, you want a camera
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@cmconseils The future sucks.
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https://noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=toaster+window&ia=images&iax=imagesThe problem is that the heating elements would block the view or your bread would be untoasted on one side.
@dzwiedziu @cmconseils excuses excuses
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@cmconseils Yeah, I'll settle for some hot wires in a metal cage shaped to allow slices of bread to sit close to, but not touch the wires and maybe a timer rigged to those wires.
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@zash @cmconseils I adore that YT channel, and yes, I saw the toaster episode.
@redrummy @zash @cmconseils I have this toaster, it's pretty fantastic.
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@cmconseils why in the world would your toaster need an internet connection, or to know what time or date it is? It's not like you're going to leave slices of bread to get stale in the toaster and to auto-toast in the morning, right? sheesh.
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@cmconseils why in the world would your toaster need an internet connection, or to know what time or date it is? It's not like you're going to leave slices of bread to get stale in the toaster and to auto-toast in the morning, right? sheesh.
@briankrebs @cmconseils to track license compliance with your toast as a service subscription
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@jonathankoren @cmconseils @niavy
My wife asked what it can do that her $30 toaster can't. I replied "Crash."
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@cmconseils probably because that would release all the previous infrared in there
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@cmconseils why in the world would your toaster need an internet connection, or to know what time or date it is? It's not like you're going to leave slices of bread to get stale in the toaster and to auto-toast in the morning, right? sheesh.
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@cmconseils This has been coming since 1990 - I saw it at Interop '90.
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@cmconseils Cheers, bread! *toasts*
Cory Doctorow (@pluralistic) gave a sneak peak on what that update one day will contain:
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-near-future-tale-of-refugees-and-sinister-iot-appliances/ -
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@cmconseils I had to cancel downloading my toast midway the other day because the cops came. They found out I was getting it off piratebay.
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@cmconseils
so, you want a camera
will come with the next version@Joe_von_Saporski @cmconseils with facial recognition too so it can tell when it's Jesus or some random guy that appears on my toast.
