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@cmconseils unauthorised bread detected. Brand violation code 403. Please remove bread and insert sponsor bread only.
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Also: why don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is
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this type of toaster doesn't have that problem

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@cmconseils this is why I de-smarted my smart new house a couple of years ago...
@EvelineSulman @cmconseils
After working on smart home and smart city technology for twenty years, I won’t have any such technology in my house. I know just how shirty and insecure most ‘smart’ products are. -
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@cmconseils sure, breakfast is delayed a bit, but Toaster OS 16.3 can do toast with rounded corners. It's epic!
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@cmconseils Cheers, bread! *toasts*
Cory Doctorow (@pluralistic) gave a sneak peak on what that update one day will contain:
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/unauthorized-bread-a-near-future-tale-of-refugees-and-sinister-iot-appliances/@punissuer @cmconseils @pluralistic
Seeing this after the @WIRED piece on the Ocean owners organizing over right to repair was doubly hilarious
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@BoydStephenSmithJr @rbmath @niavy @cmconseils
I was just coming here to note this book by @pluralistic - this story made me laugh out loud and then cry inside for how plausible an internet connected proprietary toaster over could be....
@seanbala @BoydStephenSmithJr @rbmath @niavy @cmconseils @pluralistic
Talkie Toaster was a warning, not a blueprint.
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