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If a baguette could move, how would it move?

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  • bimmer@beige.partyB bimmer@beige.party

    @sheepfilms if you ever do more, can I suggest -

    corkscrewing through the air like a propeller
    and
    flapping like wings?

    sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #62

    @bimmer thanks for the suggestions! I've got a list of them somewhere from when I last posted this, maybe I'll get around to them someday!

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    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

      @bimmer thanks for the suggestions! I've got a list of them somewhere from when I last posted this, maybe I'll get around to them someday!

      bimmer@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
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      #63

      @sheepfilms yw

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      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

        If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
        (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

        daniellevossebeld@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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        #64

        @sheepfilms Weird people in the answers. Definitely 1. And this is also how it eats sausages.

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        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

          If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
          (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

          qwertviop@chaos.socialQ This user is from outside of this forum
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          #65

          @sheepfilms 1, rectilinear locomotion is the best. There's a couple of snakes that move like this too, funnily enough.

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          • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

            If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
            (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

            thecodelorax@tech.lgbtT This user is from outside of this forum
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            #66

            @sheepfilms This gets worse the longer I look.

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            • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

              If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
              (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

              rozodru@social.vivaldi.netR This user is from outside of this forum
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              #67

              @sheepfilms 3 is the only answer. the rest look like soggy baguettes.

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              • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                otagi@mastodon.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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                #68

                @sheepfilms These are obviously farmed baguettes.

                Wild ones can fly away with the gentlest breeze, thanks to their naturally hollow structure.

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                • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                  Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

                  roytoo@mstdn.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #69

                  @sheepfilms
                  5 seems most likely
                  But I'd like to imagine that somewhere out there is a baguette moving like 6.

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                  • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                    If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                    (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                    mauvedeity@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #70

                    @sheepfilms I would have to say “Naan of the above”, and my reasoning is just the pun.

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                    • mauvedeity@mastodon.socialM mauvedeity@mastodon.social

                      @sheepfilms I would have to say “Naan of the above”, and my reasoning is just the pun.

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                      #71

                      @mauvedeity perfect.

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                      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                        If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                        (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                        #72

                        @sheepfilms can't really chose but i can give my interpretation of each
                        1 alive, not baked
                        2 cartoony setting got scared of a bread cutter alive(?)
                        3 baked, animated by magic not sentient
                        4 unbaked animated by magic dubously sentient

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                        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                          Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                          #73

                          @sheepfilms
                          5 real world baguette windy
                          6 cooked animated by magic dubiously sentient
                          7 cane for an invisible goblin? or underwater motion unsure
                          8 alive unbaked preys on little sentient mouse shaped blocks of cheese

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                          • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                            If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                            (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                            #74

                            @sheepfilms very slowly and carefully because it's a pain

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                            • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                              If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                              (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                              #75

                              @sheepfilms based on the skelatol structure and physics, I'm going with 1.

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                              • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                                #76

                                @sheepfilms
                                1 or 5.

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                                • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                  If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                  (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                                  brezy@det.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #77

                                  @sheepfilms 3

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                                  • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                    If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                    (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                                    svengeier@mathstodon.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #78

                                    @sheepfilms
                                    F

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                                    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                      Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

                                      bluebabbler@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #79

                                      @sheepfilms 5, of course.

                                      From personal experience.

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                                      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                        If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                        (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                                        r1rail@pouet.chapril.orgR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #80

                                        @sheepfilms

                                        definitely 3 for a cooked enough baguette. If it can warp, it means the crust is not rigid enough

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                                        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                          If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                          (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                                          #81

                                          @sheepfilms Spontaneously I'd imagine it hops on its point.

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