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If a baguette could move, how would it move?

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  • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

    If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
    (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

    qwertviop@chaos.socialQ This user is from outside of this forum
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    #65

    @sheepfilms 1, rectilinear locomotion is the best. There's a couple of snakes that move like this too, funnily enough.

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    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

      If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
      (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

      thecodelorax@tech.lgbtT This user is from outside of this forum
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      #66

      @sheepfilms This gets worse the longer I look.

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      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

        If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
        (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

        rozodru@social.vivaldi.netR This user is from outside of this forum
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        #67

        @sheepfilms 3 is the only answer. the rest look like soggy baguettes.

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        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

          If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
          (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

          otagi@mastodon.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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          #68

          @sheepfilms These are obviously farmed baguettes.

          Wild ones can fly away with the gentlest breeze, thanks to their naturally hollow structure.

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          • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

            Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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            #69

            @sheepfilms
            5 seems most likely
            But I'd like to imagine that somewhere out there is a baguette moving like 6.

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            • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

              If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
              (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

              mauvedeity@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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              #70

              @sheepfilms I would have to say “Naan of the above”, and my reasoning is just the pun.

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              • mauvedeity@mastodon.socialM mauvedeity@mastodon.social

                @sheepfilms I would have to say “Naan of the above”, and my reasoning is just the pun.

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                #71

                @mauvedeity perfect.

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                • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                  If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                  (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                  nat@eldritch.cafeN This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #72

                  @sheepfilms can't really chose but i can give my interpretation of each
                  1 alive, not baked
                  2 cartoony setting got scared of a bread cutter alive(?)
                  3 baked, animated by magic not sentient
                  4 unbaked animated by magic dubously sentient

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                  • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                    Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

                    nat@eldritch.cafeN This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #73

                    @sheepfilms
                    5 real world baguette windy
                    6 cooked animated by magic dubiously sentient
                    7 cane for an invisible goblin? or underwater motion unsure
                    8 alive unbaked preys on little sentient mouse shaped blocks of cheese

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                    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                      If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                      (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                      #74

                      @sheepfilms very slowly and carefully because it's a pain

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                      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                        If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                        (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                        #75

                        @sheepfilms based on the skelatol structure and physics, I'm going with 1.

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                        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                          Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                          #76

                          @sheepfilms
                          1 or 5.

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                          • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                            If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                            (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                            #77

                            @sheepfilms 3

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                            • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                              If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                              (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                              #78

                              @sheepfilms
                              F

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                              • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                                #79

                                @sheepfilms 5, of course.

                                From personal experience.

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                                • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                  If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                  (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                                  r1rail@pouet.chapril.orgR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #80

                                  @sheepfilms

                                  definitely 3 for a cooked enough baguette. If it can warp, it means the crust is not rigid enough

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                                  • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                    If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                    (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

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                                    #81

                                    @sheepfilms Spontaneously I'd imagine it hops on its point.

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                                    • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                      Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                                      #82

                                      @sheepfilms Oh my god... I think 5 personally since that seems like it's meet the least resistance but these are all excellent and vaguely threatening hahaha

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                                      • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                        If a baguette could move, how would it move? Give your reasoning pls.
                                        (this is an old GIF from the archive, posting it here finally)

                                        nomys_tempar@framapiaf.orgN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #83

                                        @sheepfilms 3 for me, it's more... impressive!

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                                        • sheepfilms@mastodon.socialS sheepfilms@mastodon.social

                                          Before you answer 3 - I made 3 more baguettes that don't distort 🙂(plus a snake one because I felt like it)

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                                          #84

                                          @sheepfilms Still 3!
                                          or 5 if it's hill or tired 😛

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