RANKED. COMPETITIVE.

[altlazybear@mas.to]

@JonBaker Better eat that random gas station sandwich from the US !

[daniel_gonzalez@neopaquita.es]

@JonBaker I imagine it like figure skating, with points for objetive measures and others for subjetive ones

[gmsizemore@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker I think Randy Marsh is still Number 1.

[drj@typo.social]

@JonBaker "showing Scotland at its best"

[nikkiunleashed@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker In this case are laxatives considered a sports enhancer?

[kleines_z@queer.group]

@JonBaker
Showing Scotland at it's best: competitive pooping.

[tymwol@hachyderm.io]

@JonBaker simply social media

[datterich@darmstadt.social]

"proudly presented by"...

@JonBaker @catsalad

[sendtherunners@mstdn.ca]

@JonBaker

Remember this one?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0995583/

[outer@mas.to]

@JonBaker @Mrfunkedude Rank and Bank.

[kate@mk.absturztau.be]

@JonBaker@mastodon.social ... yeah, they mean that literally, I'm sure! ​​​​

[kate@mk.absturztau.be]

@JonBaker@mastodon.social ...you are aware what the competition is about? Highland Cattle! They poop like anti tank mines.... ​​

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@Datterich @JonBaker 100% Scottish made products

[maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza]

@JonBaker Scotland at its best.

[kevinhuigens@genealysis.social]

@JonBaker Who's #1 at #2?

[marioostolaza@mstdn.social]

@JonBaker I began practising in a dartboard and now, I usually make the bulls eye. When not, I try to hide my final results

[datterich@darmstadt.social]

@catsalad @JonBaker Processing food... This is what you can do with haggis, neeps, tatties, and whiskey.

[vintageproject@oldbytes.space]

@JonBaker CS:GO Loo Edition.

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@JonBaker I'm not Scottish myself, but I get the feeling that if we boost this enough, they might actually give it a go, while promoting colonoscopy screenings, selling fried Mars bars, and subtly implying that the English couldn't even pass the qualifiers.

[thorcik@mastodon.com.pl]

@JonBaker ...on company time