RANKED. COMPETITIVE.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@Datterich @JonBaker 100% Scottish made products

[maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza]

@JonBaker Scotland at its best.

[kevinhuigens@genealysis.social]

@JonBaker Who's #1 at #2?

[marioostolaza@mstdn.social]

@JonBaker I began practising in a dartboard and now, I usually make the bulls eye. When not, I try to hide my final results

[datterich@darmstadt.social]

@catsalad @JonBaker Processing food... This is what you can do with haggis, neeps, tatties, and whiskey.

[vintageproject@oldbytes.space]

@JonBaker CS:GO Loo Edition.

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@JonBaker I'm not Scottish myself, but I get the feeling that if we boost this enough, they might actually give it a go, while promoting colonoscopy screenings, selling fried Mars bars, and subtly implying that the English couldn't even pass the qualifiers.

[thorcik@mastodon.com.pl]

@JonBaker ...on company time

[connynasch@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker

[colmdonoghue@mastodon.ie]

@darkling @JonBaker
Surely distance from the bowl/aim categories?

[snaprails@cupoftea.social]

@Black_Flag @JonBaker and it must land on its end.

[megamichelle@a2mi.social]

@JonBaker

I had a dream one time that there was a "secret pooping competition". Four people on toilets. One is pooping. The audience tries to guess who it is and the pooper tries to hide that it's them.

[ntrembath@mastodon.social]

@JonBaker game of thrones

[rightsprung@c.im]

@JonBaker

Chili last night. Put me in, coach!

[axolotl@mastodon.pirateparty.be]

@JonBaker get ready for the championshit

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@woutervanmaanen @JonBaker Which reminds me: when I volunteered at a festival/conference in the Netherlands in 1997, the boxes the toilet paper came in labeled it as "Professional toilet paper". We wondered what that meant. And now we know.

[jonbaker@mastodon.social]

@ntrembath there we go, that’s the one

[isol@mastodon.au]

@JonBaker

The enshittification of the Royal Highland Show.

[passwordsarehard4@mastodon.social]

@ColmDonoghue @darkling @JonBaker Ive been working on an avant-garde interpretive poop but didn think I’d be able to find a receptive audience.

[pauldrye@spacey.space]

@JonBaker Winner stands atop the poodium, flush with success.