I just saw a video of an AI executive saying that people will connect their brains to the cloud so they can have 1,000 times more thoughts.

[spiegelmama@infosec.exchange]

@Shdwdrgn I'm jealous. I'd have saved so much money on booze if I'd had this detente.
@Artists_Ali

[spiegelmama@infosec.exchange]

@JoscelynTransient Big same, Joscelyn. And yet it never worked, not really. For some reason, LSD often did.
@Artists_Ali

[lnsy_dev@mastodon.social]

@Artists_Ali Can't wait until I can shit post with no hands

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Artists_Ali quality > quantity

[itsmaya@social.treehouse.systems]

@Artists_Ali yea sounds good. If you have a point you're going to need to spell it out because to me that sounds like a big net win.

[artists_ali@sunny.garden]

@Shdwdrgn Good for you babe! Teach us your magic!

[unworthybeatrix@girlcock.club]

@Artists_Ali Oh no I 100% want neurotypical people to experience that.

And whatever a power flicker might do to that.

[marcjones@scholar.social]

@Artists_Ali Insert Jack Nicholson “You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!" meme here.

[ninkosan@mas.to]

@Artists_Ali [QUIET PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!]

[bluestarultor@tech.lgbt]

@Artists_Ali "A.I. executive"

See, there's your problem: multiplication by zero. XD

[cygnathreadbare@retro.pizza]

@Artists_Ali

[thetenuousorder@meow.social]

@Artists_Ali that or a seizure

[alter_unicorn@masto.bike]

@Artists_Ali lets connect an AI to my very much ADHD brain and watch it die from poisoning. no amount of RAM can handle all the randomness and noise.

[lyonsinbeta@mastodon.social]

@Artists_Ali seconded.

[aedius@lavraievie.social]

@Artists_Ali

Executive don't bother, it's impossible to multiply 0

[smolwaffle@union.place]

@Artists_Ali
Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!
@shapr

[artists_ali@sunny.garden]

@alter_unicorn TRUE!

[woozle@toot.cat]

@Artists_Ali If I let them have some of my thoughts, will they do something with them? I never have enough time...

[lp0_on_fire@social.linux.pizza]

@Epic_Null @Shdwdrgn @Artists_Ali, I guarantee that Thoughts will shove that Thoughts+ one into subscribers' brains whenever it can, and that far too many will… have it thought for them… that they should pay for it. And they will.

(Also, release the hypnodrones.)

[6@possum.city]

@Artists_Ali@sunny.garden mmm, more thoughts at same speed will saturate the bandwidth and suck ass
but if you could "overclock" brains, THEN it could maybe allow for like...3x more thoughts...lol

adhd is fun but...wait what was i saying?