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  3. This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

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  • davidvedvick@fosstodon.orgD davidvedvick@fosstodon.org

    @dazfuller thank god we've finally found a use for all of those GPUs

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    #73

    @davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

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    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

      This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

      I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

      https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

      Update:

      It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

      https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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      #74

      @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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      • su_liam@mas.toS su_liam@mas.to

        @davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

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        #75

        @davidvedvick @dazfuller I may have overlooked the billions of dollars they have running around in a financial circle jerk that never existed, but will turn into a giant pile of bottomless debt the moment the bubble explodes. I wonder who will pay for that?

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        • S solemarc@mastodon.social

          @dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol

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          #76

          @Solemarc @dazfuller Humans rarely make up letters when they screw up.

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          • boostmarks@hachyderm.ioB boostmarks@hachyderm.io

            @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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            #77

            @dazfuller If IAGen is a revolution comparable to the industrial revolution, we are at the point where sausages contained workers.

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            • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

              This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

              I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

              https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

              Update:

              It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

              https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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              #78

              @dazfuller not Tim but Timmmmmmm

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              • libertyforward1@beige.partyL libertyforward1@beige.party

                @dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath

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                #79

                @LibertyForward1 @dazfuller To morg is to merge code that can’t compile and uses letters that don’t exist in human language into the release.

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                • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                  This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                  I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                  https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                  Update:

                  It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                  https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                  #80

                  @dazfuller in the top left there it doesnt even say time, its “timn”(???) the last latter of that isnt a real letter. i assume that means time but backwards bc the arrow is backwards

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                  • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                    @dazfuller Look!
                    https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                    #81

                    @jackeric basically the same picture right 😆

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                    • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

                      @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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                      #82

                      @itgrrl @dazfuller
                      You are not Morg! You are not I-Morg!

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                      • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

                        @JennyFluff
                        The things Tim has seen.
                        @dazfuller

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                        #83

                        @ohmrun @JennyFluff don’t talk to Tim about the old Morging, he was there (or will be eventually) at the beginning

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                        • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                          @dazfuller Look!
                          https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                          #84

                          @jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?

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                            @dazfuller
                            Y'all will love this I bet

                            /ducks

                            https://entire.io

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                            #85

                            @Nymnympseudonymm this is great

                            Now excuse me while I cleanse it with fire

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                            • loosenut@genart.socialL loosenut@genart.social

                              @ohmrun @dazfuller

                              That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day

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                              #86

                              @loosenut @ohmrun @dazfuller

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                              • aleciabatson@mastodon.socialA aleciabatson@mastodon.social

                                @dazfuller as I shared with @munin

                                I love the English #language! Ever-evolving with new verbs and terms. (Now, with #slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as

                                morg / mɔrg /
                                verb
                                to cause a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon merge

                                Use in a sentence
                                *After the changes were shipped, they published just before failover and morged the live, resulting in an outage for the on call.*

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                                #87

                                @aleciabatson @munin if this isn’t standard terminology by middle of the year then I’ll be devastated

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                                • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                  This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                  I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                  https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                  Update:

                                  It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                  https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                  #88

                                  @dazfuller no wonder they are barely able to make working software anymore.

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                                  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                    This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                    I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                    Update:

                                    It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                    https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                    #89

                                    @dazfuller There is a theory that all merges and commits are just a single Tim moving backwards and forward in the git history...

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                                    • moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

                                      @dazfuller WHAT IS THAT VERTICAL ARROW? WHO IS TINM? NM ISN'T EVEN A DEFINED LIGATURE

                                      (as far as I can tell)

                                      (but it does exist maybe? maybe as a phonetic marker:

                                      https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Nm_ligature.svg

                                      )

                                      I am so confused

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                                      #90

                                      @moira Maybe Tinm is real, they’re going back to save us

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                                      • mapache@hachyderm.ioM mapache@hachyderm.io

                                        @dazfuller this is embarrassing, I will bitch internally

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                                        #91

                                        @mapache just please don’t throw Tinm under the bus, it’ll disrupt the space time continuum

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                                        • thibaultmol@en.osm.townT thibaultmol@en.osm.town

                                          @jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?

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                                          #92

                                          @thibaultmol @jackeric stole "and improved with AI"

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