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  3. This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

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  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

    This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

    I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

    Update:

    It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

    https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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    #74

    @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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    • su_liam@mas.toS su_liam@mas.to

      @davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

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      #75

      @davidvedvick @dazfuller I may have overlooked the billions of dollars they have running around in a financial circle jerk that never existed, but will turn into a giant pile of bottomless debt the moment the bubble explodes. I wonder who will pay for that?

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      • S solemarc@mastodon.social

        @dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol

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        #76

        @Solemarc @dazfuller Humans rarely make up letters when they screw up.

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        • boostmarks@hachyderm.ioB boostmarks@hachyderm.io

          @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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          #77

          @dazfuller If IAGen is a revolution comparable to the industrial revolution, we are at the point where sausages contained workers.

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          • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

            This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

            I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

            https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

            Update:

            It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

            https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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            #78

            @dazfuller not Tim but Timmmmmmm

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            • libertyforward1@beige.partyL libertyforward1@beige.party

              @dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath

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              #79

              @LibertyForward1 @dazfuller To morg is to merge code that can’t compile and uses letters that don’t exist in human language into the release.

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              • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                Update:

                It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                #80

                @dazfuller in the top left there it doesnt even say time, its “timn”(???) the last latter of that isnt a real letter. i assume that means time but backwards bc the arrow is backwards

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                • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                  @dazfuller Look!
                  https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                  #81

                  @jackeric basically the same picture right 😆

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                  • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

                    @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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                    #82

                    @itgrrl @dazfuller
                    You are not Morg! You are not I-Morg!

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                    • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

                      @JennyFluff
                      The things Tim has seen.
                      @dazfuller

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                      #83

                      @ohmrun @JennyFluff don’t talk to Tim about the old Morging, he was there (or will be eventually) at the beginning

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                      • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                        @dazfuller Look!
                        https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                        #84

                        @jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?

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                          @dazfuller
                          Y'all will love this I bet

                          /ducks

                          https://entire.io

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                          #85

                          @Nymnympseudonymm this is great

                          Now excuse me while I cleanse it with fire

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                          • loosenut@genart.socialL loosenut@genart.social

                            @ohmrun @dazfuller

                            That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day

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                            #86

                            @loosenut @ohmrun @dazfuller

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                            • aleciabatson@mastodon.socialA aleciabatson@mastodon.social

                              @dazfuller as I shared with @munin

                              I love the English #language! Ever-evolving with new verbs and terms. (Now, with #slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as

                              morg / mɔrg /
                              verb
                              to cause a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon merge

                              Use in a sentence
                              *After the changes were shipped, they published just before failover and morged the live, resulting in an outage for the on call.*

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                              #87

                              @aleciabatson @munin if this isn’t standard terminology by middle of the year then I’ll be devastated

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                              • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                Update:

                                It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                #88

                                @dazfuller no wonder they are barely able to make working software anymore.

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                                • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                  This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                  I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                  https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                  Update:

                                  It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                  https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                  #89

                                  @dazfuller There is a theory that all merges and commits are just a single Tim moving backwards and forward in the git history...

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                                  • moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

                                    @dazfuller WHAT IS THAT VERTICAL ARROW? WHO IS TINM? NM ISN'T EVEN A DEFINED LIGATURE

                                    (as far as I can tell)

                                    (but it does exist maybe? maybe as a phonetic marker:

                                    https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Nm_ligature.svg

                                    )

                                    I am so confused

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                                    #90

                                    @moira Maybe Tinm is real, they’re going back to save us

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                                    • mapache@hachyderm.ioM mapache@hachyderm.io

                                      @dazfuller this is embarrassing, I will bitch internally

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                                      #91

                                      @mapache just please don’t throw Tinm under the bus, it’ll disrupt the space time continuum

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                                      • thibaultmol@en.osm.townT thibaultmol@en.osm.town

                                        @jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?

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                                        #92

                                        @thibaultmol @jackeric stole "and improved with AI"

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                                        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                          This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                          I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                          Update:

                                          It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                          https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                          #93

                                          @dazfuller Tim with and extra ∩ 😆

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