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  3. This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

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  • S solemarc@mastodon.social

    @dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol

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    #76

    @Solemarc @dazfuller Humans rarely make up letters when they screw up.

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    • boostmarks@hachyderm.ioB boostmarks@hachyderm.io

      @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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      #77

      @dazfuller If IAGen is a revolution comparable to the industrial revolution, we are at the point where sausages contained workers.

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      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

        Update:

        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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        #78

        @dazfuller not Tim but Timmmmmmm

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        • libertyforward1@beige.partyL libertyforward1@beige.party

          @dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath

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          #79

          @LibertyForward1 @dazfuller To morg is to merge code that can’t compile and uses letters that don’t exist in human language into the release.

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          • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

            This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

            I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

            https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

            Update:

            It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

            https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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            #80

            @dazfuller in the top left there it doesnt even say time, its “timn”(???) the last latter of that isnt a real letter. i assume that means time but backwards bc the arrow is backwards

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            • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

              @dazfuller Look!
              https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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              #81

              @jackeric basically the same picture right 😆

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              • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

                @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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                #82

                @itgrrl @dazfuller
                You are not Morg! You are not I-Morg!

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                • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

                  @JennyFluff
                  The things Tim has seen.
                  @dazfuller

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                  #83

                  @ohmrun @JennyFluff don’t talk to Tim about the old Morging, he was there (or will be eventually) at the beginning

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                  • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                    @dazfuller Look!
                    https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                    #84

                    @jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?

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                    • ? Gæst

                      @dazfuller
                      Y'all will love this I bet

                      /ducks

                      https://entire.io

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                      #85

                      @Nymnympseudonymm this is great

                      Now excuse me while I cleanse it with fire

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                      • loosenut@genart.socialL loosenut@genart.social

                        @ohmrun @dazfuller

                        That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day

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                        #86

                        @loosenut @ohmrun @dazfuller

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                        • aleciabatson@mastodon.socialA aleciabatson@mastodon.social

                          @dazfuller as I shared with @munin

                          I love the English #language! Ever-evolving with new verbs and terms. (Now, with #slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as

                          morg / mɔrg /
                          verb
                          to cause a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon merge

                          Use in a sentence
                          *After the changes were shipped, they published just before failover and morged the live, resulting in an outage for the on call.*

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                          #87

                          @aleciabatson @munin if this isn’t standard terminology by middle of the year then I’ll be devastated

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                          • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                            This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                            I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                            https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                            Update:

                            It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                            https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                            #88

                            @dazfuller no wonder they are barely able to make working software anymore.

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                            • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                              This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                              I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                              https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                              Update:

                              It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                              https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                              #89

                              @dazfuller There is a theory that all merges and commits are just a single Tim moving backwards and forward in the git history...

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                              • moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

                                @dazfuller WHAT IS THAT VERTICAL ARROW? WHO IS TINM? NM ISN'T EVEN A DEFINED LIGATURE

                                (as far as I can tell)

                                (but it does exist maybe? maybe as a phonetic marker:

                                https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Nm_ligature.svg

                                )

                                I am so confused

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                                #90

                                @moira Maybe Tinm is real, they’re going back to save us

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                                • mapache@hachyderm.ioM mapache@hachyderm.io

                                  @dazfuller this is embarrassing, I will bitch internally

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                                  #91

                                  @mapache just please don’t throw Tinm under the bus, it’ll disrupt the space time continuum

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                                  • thibaultmol@en.osm.townT thibaultmol@en.osm.town

                                    @jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?

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                                    #92

                                    @thibaultmol @jackeric stole "and improved with AI"

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                                    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                      This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                      I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                      https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                      Update:

                                      It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                      https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                      #93

                                      @dazfuller Tim with and extra ∩ 😆

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                                        #94

                                        @dallo
                                        It was a nice diagram, but poor workflow even in 2010. The gitworkflows(7) man page was first written in 2008 and had clear rationale. I made this figure in that era to show the parallelism exposed by the workflow. As CI has become more robust, many projects moved away from having a 'next' as a throw-away integration branch, but it is a useful strategy especially if you want user feedback on experimental features before you commit to including them by merging to 'main' (formerly 'master').
                                        https://git-scm.com/docs/gitworkflows
                                        @dazfuller

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                                          #95

                                          @dazfuller the course page has been updated; I don't see this image in there.

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