TWO THINGS:
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
@blogdiva Sam Altman getting down on Satya Nadella was not a mental image I wanted or expected to have visit my brain.
Hope I can find the strong herb to smudge it out again.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
@blogdiva Microsoft remaining true to its nature as a law firm that happens to also employ some software developers
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
I read it and tooted about it at least a month before it went into effect.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
@blogdiva Huh. AI is as much a developer as Fox is news. Interesting.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
@blogdiva These are the terms of use for individuals using Copilot. They presumably have a different ToS for corporate use, but I haven’t personally seen it.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
@blogdiva Saying it's "for entertainment only" is a legal CYA line. Note the rest of that section: Copilot fucks up, so don't trust it with anything important, and don't sue us if it makes a Very Expensive Mistake.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
@blogdiva "For Entertainment" is how Fox News escapes FCC scrutiny and court fines.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
@blogdiva This is EPIC! Thank you! Please forward to Ed Zitron immediately and of course I keep noticing sloppy journalism on the part of The Register and other mouthpieces lately.
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
@blogdiva@mastodon.social so like
Microsoft is basically breaking their own TOS by advertising copilot as a tool and shoving it in every app imaginable, of course not leaving out productivity stuff like, oh i dunno, the whole microslop office suite, stuff definitely used just for entertainment -
RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
@blogdiva "You may stop using Copilot at any time. If you want to close your Microsoft Account, please see the Microsoft Services Agreement."
if i want to remove copilot from my work O365 account i have to close my account? yeah thanks microslop -
RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
@blogdiva if I do not find copilot entertaining, am I entitled to compensation?
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@invadersil/116324993175863094
TWO THINGS:
1. it’s shocking how well written this terms of service document is. #Microslop uses plain language and proper emphatic formatting to identify what’s important.
2. this was updated on October 24, 2025. since then NOT ONE TECH JOURNALIST has read it; because, not one tech "journalist" has reported that #Copilot IS MEANT AS #ENTERTAINMENT.
Fourth Estate my ass.
Satya Nadella gifted Sam Altman a billion of Windoze money for a lap dance?
c’mon #tech #journalism. DO YOUR JOBS!
@blogdiva
I have seen no ill effects from this and it's given me somewhat enhanced confidence, security & performance.
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@blogdiva "You may stop using Copilot at any time. If you want to close your Microsoft Account, please see the Microsoft Services Agreement."
if i want to remove copilot from my work O365 account i have to close my account? yeah thanks microslop
