Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

dev@discuss.systems

@regehr huh. It was reported to discuss by someone from masto social, I wonder if the mods there blocked it on that instance

regehr@mastodon.social

@aburka @SnoopJ @dan @dev I think it works same as tomatoes

regehr@mastodon.social

@dev good lord who the fuck does that

atsuzaki@types.pl

@regehr @dev i'm surprised mods there acted at all lol

regehr@mastodon.social

@atsuzaki @dev if it's worth reacting it's worth overreacting

snoopj@hachyderm.io

@regehr @aburka @dan @dev when you definitely, positively understand both yields and tomatoes

regehr@mastodon.social

aburka@hachyderm.io

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev do golden eggs also develop into geese with internal mechanisms though

liquor_american@universeodon.com

@srxl @dev 14x? Why not 144x? Or more?

nuclearoatmeal@beige.party

I'm heading to the park. Gonna get me a couple of geese.

rachelthornsub@famichiki.jp

@dev I really need to extract myself from Softbank. That CEO is well on the way to becoming a Japanese Musk.

mbridegam@federate.social

But whose eggs are they? WHOSE?

tiempo@todon.eu

@freakazoid @dev
I totally believe you, that is what makes it really cursed

aburka@hachyderm.io

@MBridegam @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the syndicate makes the profit but everybody has a share

jargoggles@kolektiva.social

@dev
I've never done cocaine, but I'm convinced this is probably what it must feel like.

lizette603_23@mastodon.social

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I'm a boomer by dint of birth placement. This isn't attributable to me.

nuthatch@infosec.exchange

@aburka “Il faut imaginer que l'oie est heureuse.”

dan@discuss.systems

@regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dev this sounds awful, I can’t stand tomatoes

mbridegam@federate.social

Where's that?

tobinbaker@discuss.systems

@dan @regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dev what do you put on your well-done steak