Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@dev good lord who the fuck does that

[atsuzaki@types.pl]

@regehr @dev i'm surprised mods there acted at all lol

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@atsuzaki @dev if it's worth reacting it's worth overreacting

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@regehr @aburka @dan @dev when you definitely, positively understand both yields and tomatoes

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@SnoopJ @aburka @dan @dev sCaLE

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev do golden eggs also develop into geese with internal mechanisms though

[liquor_american@universeodon.com]

@srxl @dev 14x? Why not 144x? Or more?

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@dev

I'm heading to the park. Gonna get me a couple of geese.

[rachelthornsub@famichiki.jp]

@dev I really need to extract myself from Softbank. That CEO is well on the way to becoming a Japanese Musk.

[mbridegam@federate.social]

@aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

But whose eggs are they? WHOSE?

[tiempo@todon.eu]

@freakazoid @dev
I totally believe you, that is what makes it really cursed

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@MBridegam @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the syndicate makes the profit but everybody has a share

[jargoggles@kolektiva.social]

@dev
I've never done cocaine, but I'm convinced this is probably what it must feel like.

[lizette603_23@mastodon.social]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I'm a boomer by dint of birth placement. This isn't attributable to me.

[nuthatch@infosec.exchange]

@aburka “Il faut imaginer que l'oie est heureuse.”

[dan@discuss.systems]

@regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dev this sounds awful, I can’t stand tomatoes

[mbridegam@federate.social]

@aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

Where's that?

[tobinbaker@discuss.systems]

@dan @regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dev what do you put on your well-done steak

[catmisgivings@stranger.social]

@feld @dev you did NOT!

[catmisgivings@stranger.social]

@dev I regret clicking through the link. Lol

That goose is the fricking best though. Absolute Oscar worthy performance.