Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[3janeta@beige.party]

@dev somehow I’m not sure they grasped the moral of the story

[steve@discuss.systems]

@dan @dev There are a number of SoftBank decks in the running.

[uint8_t@chaos.social]

@3janeTA @dev we are the geese

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@regehr @dan @dev say what you will about Masayoshi SON, the man knows how to value a losing goose. Never met a bad bet he could walk away from.

[labspokane@mas.to]

@dev Someone do a welfare check on the missing Keebler elf.

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@regehr @dan @dev thank you for linking the deck this is amazing boomer brainrot

[dan@discuss.systems]

@steve @dev almost as rich a source of powerpoint absurdity as the time I googled 'site:*.mil' for ppt files

[nev@status.nevillepark.ca]

@dev has @jonny seen this

[hedgewizard@beige.party]

@feld @dev

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@dev i guess i have reached a tipping point of sorts because this didn't even strike me as particularly outrageous for a money company.

[atsuzaki@types.pl]

@dev @secretasianman i love how proud the goose is on the one slide where it is valued

[secretasianman@types.pl]

@atsuzaki @dev ready to break some bones

[mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org]

@dev eurghs, most likely slop…

[groxx@hachyderm.io]

@dev I never knew automatic semicolon insertion brought such profits

[paelnever@masto.es]

@dev
OMG banksters are so smart, we obviously can't compete with their intellect, they are "uberhuman".

[joe@f.duriansoftware.com]

@dev i will simply kill the goose in order to access the factory inside

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

@nev @dev thank you for bringing this important nonsense to my attention, it is very appreciated.

[spiegelmama@infosec.exchange]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I saved this same slide. Inspiring.

[caspicat@infosec.exchange]

@dev This tells little about Softbank and a lot about the investors ha

[brent@taciturn.social]

@dev Goose not valued 🪿

Goose value 71!!! 🪿