Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

labspokane@mas.to

@dev Someone do a welfare check on the missing Keebler elf.

snoopj@hachyderm.io

@regehr @dan @dev thank you for linking the deck this is amazing boomer brainrot

dan@discuss.systems

@steve @dev almost as rich a source of powerpoint absurdity as the time I googled 'site:*.mil' for ppt files

nev@status.nevillepark.ca

@dev has @jonny seen this

hedgewizard@beige.party

dysfun@social.treehouse.systems

@dev i guess i have reached a tipping point of sorts because this didn't even strike me as particularly outrageous for a money company.

atsuzaki@types.pl

@dev @secretasianman i love how proud the goose is on the one slide where it is valued

secretasianman@types.pl

@atsuzaki @dev ready to break some bones

mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.org

@dev eurghs, most likely slop…

groxx@hachyderm.io

@dev I never knew automatic semicolon insertion brought such profits

paelnever@masto.es

@dev
OMG banksters are so smart, we obviously can't compete with their intellect, they are "uberhuman".

joe@f.duriansoftware.com

@dev i will simply kill the goose in order to access the factory inside

jonny@neuromatch.social

@nev @dev thank you for bringing this important nonsense to my attention, it is very appreciated.

spiegelmama@infosec.exchange

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I saved this same slide. Inspiring.

caspicat@infosec.exchange

@dev This tells little about Softbank and a lot about the investors ha

brent@taciturn.social

@dev Goose not valued 🪿

Goose value 71!!! 🪿

n8dly@mastodon.social

@dev Look at how proud that goosey looks!

tiempo@todon.eu

@dev
I-Is this Marxist theory of value wrongly applied and enhanced with AI?

Can this get more cursed?

aud@fire.asta.lgbt

@jonny@neuromatch.social @nev@status.nevillepark.ca @dev@discuss.systems are they... are they just now discovering the idea of "labor creates the value" but through GooseSlop?...

aud@fire.asta.lgbt