Breaking News: Mourning Doves 43 Percent more Fluffy than Ever, Doves Flagrantly Flout Laws of Roundness, Scientists Alarmed, Illegal Levels Surpassed AGAIN.
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This problem is getting WORSE
Video shows that the dove has gone beyond being spherical and is starting to distend at the equator developing its own gravity.
Why is no one talking about this?
What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
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What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
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What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
@futurebird Watch out. I'm pretty sure this last dove is trying to pass the telepathic question to you of "Got any ants?"
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@futurebird Watch out. I'm pretty sure this last dove is trying to pass the telepathic question to you of "Got any ants?"
This is why fat ant queens waddle so fast and live in fear!
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How is this a real animal?
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This is why fat ant queens waddle so fast and live in fear!
@futurebird I know right? It's sort of like being hunted by a cute Jabba the Hutt.
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How is this a real animal?
@futurebird Well, I simple have to trust you on this.
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What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
@futurebird As the Beatles said, All you need is dove / dove is all you need.
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@futurebird As the Beatles said, All you need is dove / dove is all you need.
Dove is all there is. All matter in the known universe is now dove.
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What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
@futurebird Dove is all you need.
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@futurebird Dove is all you need.
dove is all there is
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What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
@futurebird They put all their points in roundness and none in nest integrity.
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What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
All you see is dove
dove is all you see...
because you are tidally locked! -
@futurebird Well, I simple have to trust you on this.
@LappenjammerDieZweite @futurebird
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What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
@futurebird I wanna grab it!!!
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What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
@futurebird Proper chonker there
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All you see is dove
dove is all you see...
because you are tidally locked!@futurebird what lies on the dark side of the dove??
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@futurebird what lies on the dark side of the dove??
"There is no dark side in the Dove, really. Matter of fact, it's all dark. The only thing that makes it look light is the Sun."
(a slight paraphrase)
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What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
@futurebird what a majestic borb fluff!
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What makes you think your poor thin world can survive the unrelenting gravitational pull of DOVE?
@futurebird "like a scoop of icecream in form". You win today's alttext sweeps!
