Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird Potentially *correct* answer: the [microwave brand] engineers must be fans of Allen Pan:
https://www.wired.com/video/watch/video-game-microwave-that-only-cooks-while-i-play
I often wonder what is wrong with that man and why it is wrong with me too. What happened to people like us? I think as I desolider and sort resistors from the computer I found in the trash.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird they’re for external microwave emitters, so you can cook things that are too big to fit inside.
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@futurebird so you can update the firmware to use AI.
NO.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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I'm pretty sure "there are usb ports on the microwave" is already the wrong answer.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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I'm pretty sure "there are usb ports on the microwave" is already the wrong answer.
Especially when it's A and not 12v C. pffffft.
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Especially when it's A and not 12v C. pffffft.
@futurebird You figure a microwave should toast the devices that are plugged in too?
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird To load new dingtones.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird Multiplayer mode. Any USB gamepad should do the trick.
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@futurebird if you plug the left one into the right one, the power goes round in circles providing unlimited free cooking - so long as you don't open the door and let the microwave escape.
@StealthyTango @futurebird seems legit
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@StealthyTango @futurebird seems legit
It's simple physics.
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@futurebird I am pretty sure you can download food on to a memory stick and then take it to another microwave to upload.
@robertklaschka @futurebird yeah I don't believe it, because memory sticks taste exactly the same no matter what you download onto them.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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You connect one USB port directly to the other so that the microwave oven can power itself without needing a mains socket.
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So. Bad news.
I opened the door and the microwave is under the couch in the teacher's lounge. Ideas to get it back in the box and heating my rice again?
Microwaves can be enticed out by microsurfboards and tiny tiny coloured shirts.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird So the microwave can connect to the Internet while it's running the magnetron, because that interferes with the wifi. The microwave has to connect to the Internet to download security updates. It needs security updates because it is connected to the Internet.
One can also plug in one's phone and open the microwave app to use custom one-touch button programs such as "leg of goat roast", "tuna casserole with narrow egg noodles", and "tuna casserole with wide egg noodles".
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@futurebird you put your cereal into those ports. Two cheerios at the same time!
@llewelly @futurebird no, they are clearly USB ports, not cereal ports
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@futurebird I am pretty sure you can download food on to a memory stick and then take it to another microwave to upload.
@robertklaschka
This is my favorite explanation so far. @futurebird -
So. Bad news.
I opened the door and the microwave is under the couch in the teacher's lounge. Ideas to get it back in the box and heating my rice again?
@futurebird employee lounge microwaves are especially fond of fish
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@llewelly @futurebird no, they are clearly USB ports, not cereal ports
@a2_4am @futurebird the "universal" just means they can take lucky charms or count chocula or shredded wheat just as well.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird To plug the Arch installer usb drive into it of course!
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird
What the hell? Who's putting cereal in the microwave and how are there enough of them to justify making this feature?
