Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird - So the mind control devices can coord- uh, sorry, what was I saying?
@jmax
Dude, not in front of the humans.
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Wireless charging.
You actually only plug one end of the USB cable into the port and it charges the mobile at the other end of the room. The cable acts as a microwave antenna, therefore it makes sense to integrate mid-range wireless charging (3-7 meters distance) into the microwave. Also the klystron in a microwave has enough power for such an application. You couldn't fit a klystron in a typical charger...
Though, frankly, I think you just got this picture from @NanoRaptor.
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Why are there usb ports on the microwave?
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@futurebird In all seriousness: I wonder what the US ports are for?
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@futurebird ubikey lock feature
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@futurebird theyre Uncooked Sausage Buttons
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@futurebird Spoon holders
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@futurebird it’s for heating up US Beef.
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@futurebird To daisy chain the rest of the smart kitchen appliances.
The microwave’s connected to the air fryer,
the air fryer’s connected to the coffee maker,
the coffee maker’s connected to the juicer…Possibly you can plug in an old DVD burner or two and prepare nice-though-brownish pancakes to go along with your microwave reheated instant coffee?
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@futurebird woahh your microwave can handle two players? mine can only take one
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@futurebird In all seriousness: I wonder what the US ports are for?
@rlstone4dems @futurebird Charging mobile devices in your kitchen area. Tablets are being used as recipe book for example. -
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To combat microwave fish stink at work, you can plug-in 2 high-power air diffusers nearby, and if you hear them running when you're down the hall you know it's time to leave for lunch because Rhonda has friggin' leftover crab cakes and chowder and it's Monday, Rhonda, for cryin' out loud, it's only Monday.
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@futurebird to install additional magnetrons
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@futurebird that's for plugging in a GPS unit to discipline the magnetron frequency.
Someone already said kink reasons.
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For future DMCA updates...
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@futurebird keyboard and mouse, obs
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@futurebird during a power outage you can bridge the two ports to zap some ramen
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@futurebird Because Universal Serial Buses powered by Love aren't as effecient as those powered by Microwaves.
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Power your anti-microwave vest and hat while watching the microwave cook your food, clay figurines, or anti-magic typing glove that's become saturated with vibes.
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@futurebird Phone defroster
